That silly old useless tart Sinitta, has been forced to deny speculation she’s a lesbian after a mix-up on Twitter in which she told fans she is “coming out”. The singer, whose vag was once best friends with Simon Cowell and also dated Brad Pitt (in the days when he was obviously a drunk and his blurred vision impacted his choice of laydee) sent her followers crazy when she posted a tweet saying: “Coming out now.” Oh... 

And the answer is YES. Look at Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, still releasing stories about being in lovedom, in the hope of deflecting scandals about Ashton’s cheating or their alleged three mistresses a week ‘open marriage’. Apparently the pair are now in Israel, some say to ‘renew their wedding vows’ (but that’s a load of shit) and are actually there for an event hosted by the Bezeq telecommunications group, funnily... 

Aaron Carter, ex-boyf of Lindsanity and little brother of Backstreet Boy Nick Carter. This is how he used to look. Cute huh? This is how he looks now. The singer is holed up at his manager’s crib, “working on my mind, music, and body for a new album release,” according to a Twitter message he recently posted, along with this pic of his shirtless bod. Carter apparently has a gruelling exercise routine to help him stay in shape,... 

Jessica Simpson once trumped in a business meeting. Yes, apparently she told that useless piece of information to some random people. But what are we saying?!! She ALWAYS random pieces of useless sh*t to people every day. But thanks to Twitter and @OMGFacts, we may be able to prevent Simpson from ever embarrassing herself in public again (only re farting, not for being dumb): @OMGFacts: The average person farts about 14 TIMES each day! How to fart... 

Remember this shot (below) of Chelsea Handler talking…that’s TALKING, to rapper 50 Cent, which everyone then went all gossip on her ass about, hinting the pair could be exchanging more than words? Well here’s what Chelsea thinks of those rumours, courtesy of Twitter…Arf!  Read More →

Oh dear, seems Courtney Love didn’t mean for us to see that slutty sedated picture she tweeted of herself the other day, in nothing but her pants. Turns out, according to her Twitter message (above), she meant for the shot to be sent by DM (private message) to ‘a boyfriend’. Hmm. Thing is, if you’re going to send a smut tweet to ‘a boyf’, surely you’d want to expose a bit of vag or your tittay’s? Exactly how is... 

Kirstie Alley recently posted a pic on Twitter, saying: “I’ve lost over 50 lbs…and I’m having the time of my of my life…30 more to go.” Uh-huh. Bless Kirstie and her weight loss, but I’d say rather than filling her pie hole with pies whilst parked behind a pie bakery (did I say pie enough?), her shedding of a small human might be more down to the art of p-shopping, rather than living on nutri-grain bars. See evidence below of Kirstie... 

Ravin’ it up in a hotel, Courtney Love style. Go on admit it, you’ve all emptied a Marriott Hotel mini bar and then twitpic’d a few naughty shots of yourself straddling the edge of the sink or playing peep-show with the shower curtain. *erases all evidence from mobile* So in a break from her usual turn of insane/hilarious/ridiculous cracked-off-her-head tweets, now Court’s just heavily sedated…unlike her vag it seems,... 

50 Cent has tried to play down his recent gay hating comments by now implying that this Tweet: “If you (are) a man and your (sic) over 25 and you don’t eat pu**y just kill yourself damn it. The world will be a better place”, was actually misconstrued by ALL of us and not at all homophobic. Silly us heh. When he’s not using captions on cunnilingus to clog up his Twitter feed, he’s making brash and ugly statements about... 

Guys, if you’re not currently wedging yourself between a woman’s thighs, then you might as well not be alive *stops breathing* Because according to rapper 50 Cent, if you aren’t getting ‘any’ …then just die. Or alternatively, this could be a veiled attempt at one of 50′s favourite things, H for homophobia. Yes us gays are better off not taking up valuable oxygen apparently. Nice. And with a hint of his Eminem...