If you’re gonna dress like you shop from a catalogue for special occasions, then you might as well go all out so your entire outfit spells MESS! in loose 2p coins.    Read More →

Watching Fishsticks Paltrow try to ‘DO’ rock-chick raunchy is about as uncomfortable as that time you had to tell your best friend her BO made it hard for you to swallow a fork full of fishfingers when she came round for dinner. So if you have 2 mins or so to spare for a good ole laugh, here’s Gwyneth on Glee trying to conjure up her inner raunchy HO? NO COMMENT….  Read More →

So the LAPD didn’t officially release Xtina‘s mug shot because she wasn’t actually charged with anything, except for looking like Donatella Versace before she rolls into her tanning vault to start the day; and a hooker on the early morning shift. Oh, and thank you to E! for the shot which darkened our day (above). But how can those sneaky cops say “cheese” to Xtina without even letting her decorate her face first?! They... 

The fashions of legendary actress, nightclub performer and activist (not to mention singer best known for the tune ‘Stormy Weather’) Lena Horne (1917-2010) are being auctioned off in New York on the 23 Feb. Meanwhile, her items are up for a good show-and-tell – boy, did the lady like the hats! Imagine wearing this and saying, “Yes, this is Lena Horne’s genuine head-thong.” Very Nefertiti. Very elegant. Very wow. To... 

He did this… Well, he’s back. Greyson Michael Chance as they call him. He was the precocious 13-year-old singer who went uber viral with his version of GaGa‘s “Paparazzi” that attracted the attention of Ellen DeGeneres and record company execs. Now, after a good ole’ re-brand, he’s dropped the Michael from his name and staged a full on red carpet fest throughout the year – and is slowly creeping up... 

Ok, this look has SO been over-done now that it’s actually making me want to find the nearest teen in ripped fishnets and DM’s and slap them. Wild and grungy may have been Avril Lavigne’s signature style, but Taylor Momsen and Miley Cyrus have ripped off the look (and the back of my eyeballs) with their own copycat take on trash-whore chic, that I can’t look at it anymore. I just can’t. So the November issue of Maxim,... 

Well if you’ve got a few mins to spare and actually want to look like an Emo (aren’t those teens that walk around with racoon eyes and electrocuted two-tone hair weird lil’ fuckers?!)…then watch the vid below. Whether you’re a peen pincher or nipple twerker, this vid is for all those who like to play facial dress-up – but still look like a date with a bar of soap wouldn’t hurt, at the end of it. Oh and yes,... 

Aaron Carter, ex-boyf of Lindsanity and little brother of Backstreet Boy Nick Carter. This is how he used to look. Cute huh? This is how he looks now. The singer is holed up at his manager’s crib, “working on my mind, music, and body for a new album release,” according to a Twitter message he recently posted, along with this pic of his shirtless bod. Carter apparently has a gruelling exercise routine to help him stay in shape,... 

Fake bewbs, rotting teeth, personal hygiene traded in for crack-whore chic and now flashing her vag pants on stage.. Amy Winohouse, trashed, wasted, pished, fucked, whatever you call it….here she is, singing her lil’ hot mess heart out…and notice the absence of her signature beehive, which fell out due to mould and damp setting in from her numerous face-down-in-vodka nights out…..now replaced by a boring ponytail.  Read More →

Taylor Swift is not her former manager’s favourite person. The singer is being hit with a massive lawsuit from Dan Dymtrow who claims he’s owed millions by the guitar strumming YAWN, because he discovered her and helped to kick-start her career. Uh-huh. Dymtrow is also asking for his 5%-10% commission from Swift’s earnings after being dumped by the singers’ family when they signed the teen with Big Machine Records. Dymtrow’s...