Apparently, Lady GaGa is ‘Born This Way’. What? Cold? Go on, post those nudie pix, Lady Gaga, tweet’em as you see ‘em to tell us all about your new LP called ‘Born This Way’. It was taken by Brit snapper Nick Knight. Gaga’s got a jacket with the LP title on the back. LP. Long play. All I want to know is where’s the beef? This is what she said herself: “The song 2 13 11 The record 5 23 11.” Her... 

It’s Just A Matter Of Time…. God Only Knows how a film based on the music of 60s band The Beach Boys will actually turn out…it could be enough to make me want to stay In My Room or go see it with The Little Old Lady From Pasedena. Wouldn’t It Be Nice if it turned out to be good? The Beach Boys project comes from Fox 2000 as the studio with co-producers Craig Zadan and Neil Meron – who did ‘Hairspray’, ‘Chicago’... 

QUICK! Someone get GaGa a contract with LadyShave, otherwise her pubic minge will sprout even further than her bewbs and end up taking small children and oompa loompah’s with it causing Elaine Page to run for cover…and a tuna whiff dust-cloud that could wipe us all out!! Or, alternatively…..bless GaGa for recycling Beyo’s old weaves. Either way, the crazy lil’ bish has now ditched steak frocks in favour of body-wigs,... 

Guys, if you’re not currently wedging yourself between a woman’s thighs, then you might as well not be alive *stops breathing* Because according to rapper 50 Cent, if you aren’t getting ‘any’ …then just die. Or alternatively, this could be a veiled attempt at one of 50′s favourite things, H for homophobia. Yes us gays are better off not taking up valuable oxygen apparently. Nice. And with a hint of his Eminem... 

Quick, exit your browser…it’s Taylor Swift without make-up, ARGHHHHHH! Yes, it seems to be the week of slebs being un-retouched apart from Snooki who wears every brand of make-up she can slap on her mug and still looks sh*t, but apparently everyone’s checking out her vag anyway, so sod the face. Here, have a ganders at Taylor S’whatever WITH make-up, not that it matters because her songs still send us into a coma-enduced state... 

* Shock Face*, Mimi is reportedly wheelchair bound, and not because she’s gained over a human in weight – but could it be something to do with that nasty lil’ tumble she took on stage in Singapore (vid below)… Celebsightings tweeted yesterday: “RIGHT NOW: Mariah Carey arriving @ LAX in a wheelchair ”.. Or could it be she simply went arse over because like Courtney Love, she’s so sedated she couldn’t see where... 

Seems that RiRi’s pretty sh*t misspelled tattoo is getting another outing, this time on the cover of her new album. If you care to go back a few gossips, you’ll remember her tatt ‘Rebelle Fleur’ which means ‘Rebel Flower’ in French speak, should actually have been spelt ‘Fleur Rebelle’, tut tut for the artist who knows f*ck all about Frenchie grammar. So rather than try and cover up her permanently crap... 

Just because her comeback album was more of a go back and try again, doesn’t mean that Xtina has to get all up in our face with big ass hair and spray tan herself within an inch of George Hamilton’s leathery skin tone. Christina Aguilera – you need to stop this right now, you hear?! Didn’t anyone tell you face masks have eyebrows too….and that hair is so synthetic looking, we’ve seen wigs with more bite.  Read More →

Highlights So Far: Paul Costelloe Paul Costelloe kicked off London Fashion Week with “a fusion of ethereal prettiness with biker girl chic” – anotherwords, a cute and futuristic summer vibe in the form of of flirty, waisted dresses with high hems and full volume skirts matched with cropped biker jackets and brocade gilets with oversized bows. The distinctly pastel palette including peppermint, candy floss pink and cream was fused...