Old broads and cats…normally associated with vodka, but on this occasion, it’s Dolce & Gabbana. So here, enjoy Madge stoking her pussy whilst her buoyant bewbs almost poke our eyeballs out and oh, there’s a crucifix in there somewhere too. And yes you’re thinking what we’re thinking, Madge and Photoshop God must have made up over her nicking his barely legal pile of abs with a modelling contract alter-ego Jesus,... 

Oh..and we forgot to add, the ‘Taylor Momsen‘ way. (see evidence below) Cripes, the racoon’s got some sh*t going down, or is this her attempt at doing irony? Enough with the slouching, can’t be arsed expressions and being totally bored with being alive….so you don’t want to be labelled a ‘cute teen role model’? fine, WE GET IT! If you wanna look like you’ve just crawled out of one of Courtney...