After all the drama surrounding the leaked un-retouched shots of Madonna for the Dolce & Gabbana ad campaign – the material mamma thought it was about time she put a stop to all the chat about her veiny arms and rucksack bewbs (meaning you can toss ‘em over your shoulder)…. So here, in a new Halloween campaign for Snickers, it’s re-touched Madge…bless.  Read More →

Madonna is seething over those untouched photos from her recent Dolce & Gabbana photoshoot which were leaked to the web last week. The Chicago Sun Times claims that the singer spied the pics and went crazy. launching an investigation to discover exactly who is responsible for letting the world see Ma-haggard. Of course she’ll never find the naughty culprit, as they’re probably holed up inside a cave as we speak, under a paid-up gagging... 

Old broads and cats…normally associated with vodka, but on this occasion, it’s Dolce & Gabbana. So here, enjoy Madge stoking her pussy whilst her buoyant bewbs almost poke our eyeballs out and oh, there’s a crucifix in there somewhere too. And yes you’re thinking what we’re thinking, Madge and Photoshop God must have made up over her nicking his barely legal pile of abs with a modelling contract alter-ego Jesus,... 

Jesus Luz (aka, hot Brazilian ass that belongs to Madonna) has befriended a white towel, lucky towel we say. Here he is in a series of snaps from a new commercial he did for ze Germans… If we don’t touch his hair *shudders*, and don’t watch his air-punching to Eurotrash tunes *cringes*, we could just about fit him into our busy ‘to do’ list.  Read More →

Oh look, surprise surprise (NOT), more pictures of Madonna sans P-shopping have leaked on the interwebz, showing the material girl in her latest Dolce & Gabbana ad campaign, un-retouched and rocking those full on veiny guns and crinkle-chip style hands. Forget those 20 digitally airbrushed years which take Madge back to, oh, ‘Vogue’ – the D&G material girl has a slimmer nose, a smoother neck, less of a wide jaw and those... 

I’m deliberately not talking about THAT meat frock, because I’m already over the countless “Gaga in shock meat dress” headlines and this quote from the singer herself: “It [the dress] has many interpretations. For me this evening, if we don’t stand up for what we believe in and fight for our rights pretty soon, we’re going to have as much rights as the meat on our bones. And, I am not a piece of meat.” Hmm.... 

The natural father of Madge’s adopted daughter hasn’t given up hope of regaining custody of his daughter. James Kambewa – who opposed the singer’s adoption of five-year-old Mercy James from Malawi last year – is now working as a security guard in Durban, South Africa, in a bid to raise money to visit the tot – and eventually launch a legal battle to get her back. James said: “Now I am in South Africa I can earn far more. I hope... 

Fri 16 Oct 2009 In an interview with Rolling Stone Magazine Madonna has admitted her divorce from Guy Ritchie was tough going. Opening up for the first time about the divorce she commented that “non-stop work and a gruelling tour” stopped her from feeling the effects of the marriage breakdown. “It was a challenging year, I could have thrown myself off a building. If it hadn’t of been for work I don’t know what I would... 

Mon 12 ct 2009 Yes after three years of tough workouts that made Tracey Anderson famous and made Madge look like a muscle-clad amazon woman, the pair have now gone their separate ways. In a recent interview with Ryan Seacrest Madonna laughed when asked if she had fired Anderson, but reports are now speculating that Anderson is embroiled in a relationship with the Executive Director of Madonna’s ‘Raising Malawi’ charity. Reports...