Clear your throat, because today’s angel delight is brought to you by the hot mess herself Janice Dickinson and her melting Parmesan cheese stick body in a bandeau bikini. OK, you can open your eyes now. And here’s some Optrex to help clear that blurriness. It’s not just the fact that Janice has a pair of Tupperware bowls for tits, but also that one of her legs has a badly made pork dumpling for a knee and the other has vein erections... 

Today’s dollop of Supreme Delight is brought to you by the goddess of mess herself, Janice Dickinson. If anyone tells you a 56-year-old shouldn’t bring her silicone chichi nipple sacks, melting Parmesan stick arms, pork dumpling kneecaps, vein erections, cougar chocha and painted duck bill to the petrol station to fill up her car…..then slap ‘em back into reality! This woman is an organic GODDESS, A GODDESS WE TELL YA!  Read More →

Spot the empty-headed plastic toy with breasts sculpted from a mound of melted Play-Doh, and a so-not-real nipple trying to escape. You could probably shoot a paintball at it and she wouldn’t feel a thing. Janice Dickinson continues to prove that spray foam insulation and being embalmed in beeswax is not a good look. And when your face is full of enough liquid crapola to give Katie Price a run for her money – you know it’s time... 

Original Madonna *kicks Gaga to the curb* is showing how to age gracefully by lifting and cramming her 52-year-old labia into a one-piece she borrowed from Blanche Devereaux‘s leftover wardrobe. And I see baby Jesus also left her some of his trimmed mop to make that stroke-worthy waistcoat, which is almost as purdy as staring at his bangs fo’ real. And if you’re gonna hump babies for a living, when they grow up and move away,... 

Aww Bless. Not only is she from the land of the Croydon facelift, Croydon (funnily enough) but she’s also a rollocking pish-head of an ex-supermod who now spends her time in pixie boots and pubs raging until the early hours and being papped off her tits. Love is……Kate Moss. And here she is, seen at the Longchamp launch party last week, to celebrate the new line of bags she’s designed for them, looking as the Daily Mail would... 

Ok, Ok, the term duckface didn’t originate from the movie Zoolander but do we care? No, exactly, well done you. And for those of you who are a tad thick, duckface is a term applied to people who are “trying to look cool”, which has actually become a mainstream put down, meaning “you look like a twat”. So here, for your entertainment (as Adam Lambert would say…and he knows a thing or two about duckfaces)…here’s...