Not SamRo. Here she is (above) looking like what the cat dragged in, after being arrested and fined for a DUI offence in the US at the beginning of this month. The DJ has now been charged with two misdemeanour counts of driving under the influence of alcohol and having a blood alcohol level of .08 or above. The 34-year-old could now face a maximum of six months banged up in the clink and a further $1,000 fine. TMZ .com is saying shit to that, claiming... 

Jen Aniston left her cats (and vodka) with the baby sitter when she rocked up at a handprinting ceremony outside Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, and fell hands first into some concrete. And there you were thinking the things she used to stroke John Mayer‘s ego with were being immortalised in stone for services to rom-coms and soft-core hair porn. Nope. She was just stumbling past in a tragic dress that even boyfriend Justin Theroux... 

Joan Rivers eardrums retired years ago which is why she can drop F-Bombs while melting under the studio lights on Loose Women and throw bish cocktails at Victoria Beckham followed by a c*nt chaser, because she can’t hear herself. (Dear Santa, when I grow old I want to be exactly the same please) And at The Night of a Billion Reality Stars event in Hollywood last night (can you imagine the Brit version?! Mario & Lisa, Chloe Madeley, Blind... 

Jane Russell, one of Hollywood’s last jewels (just Zsa Zsa and Lizzie Taylor to go now) and the buxom star of the 40s and 50s; who was billed above screen icon Marilyn Monroe in the movie “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes,” died yesterday of respiratory failure at her home in California aged 89. Russell’s other films included “The Paleface,” with Bob Hope, and “Double Dynamite,” with Frank Sinatra and Groucho... 

Peter Douglas is remaking the classics of John Frankenheimer and I am rolling in my grave, yet undead. Never mind that Kirk Douglas’ son is doing this – the rights are from films that Kirk himself starred in or produced with his son financing. Never mind that these are, like the upcoming remake of ‘Oldboy’, classics that, like your grandmother’s perfectly preserved body, needs to be left alone. The films include ‘Seven... 

Remember those vids you took with your phone and forgot all about? Well, that’s a new(ish) genre that’s making Hollywood millions with a series of projects in the new – let’s say it all together now – “found footage” category of filmmaking, examples of which you’ve already seen. Remember ‘Cloverfield’ where a bunch of gorgeous wealthy kids recorded scenes of their wonderful life then recorded... 

We like Variety. Wha? No, seriously, Variety, the heathen film industry’s Bible since 1905, is very nice. It is also nice because it has its own slang. It likes that it made up new vernacular for Hollywood. As we all know, jargon is good because keeps out the interlopers. Jargon makes everything all mysterious. Problem is, like Polari, the once-secret language of gay people in the UK, Variety-speak is not such a mystery anymore. If I said to... 

Renee Zellweger won a worthy Oscar for ‘Cold Mountain’ yet her latest film seems a little….off. See the panic in her eyes? This is a still from the (new in America, not so new in the UK) horror bomb ‘Case 39′, a film which had a lot going for it until it all went pear-shaped – and those cheap CGI’d wasps on Bradley Cooper sure didn’t help matters. As I posted only yesterday, it seemed with films like... 

Frodo, or Iggy Pop as he’s more commonly known, has definitely shelved plans for a biopic of his life, stating that an extensive personal promo campaign is not his thang. But the walking advert for the circulatory benefits of chronic heroin use, does however support a “very artistic” documentary helmed by friend and past collaborator Jim Jarmusch. Pop said of a film based solely on his life: “They can wait for me to be dead. “If... 

Jessica Alba appears in the latest issue of GQ talking about her cellulite and saggy breasts. Uh-Huh. WHERE???!!!??? See pic evidence below, also an opportunity for all you boys to gawp at her crotch and bewbs….and you girls to mouth “bitch” at her.  Read More →