[Gratuitous yet somehow alluring photo of Daniel Radcliffe in Equus, a shot that we like a lot.] The franchise is not cold in the grave yet its star, Daniel Radcliffe, the boy/man who grew up onscreen, holding a wand and reacting to special effects, has taken some time off chasing chorus girls on his latest Broadway show How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying to say he would appear in any Harry Potter remakes, but he wouldn’t play... 

Daniel Radcliffe’s penis was last on Broadway in Equus, the play about a guy with a horse fetish and other psychological issues – the one most of went to see just to ogle his love muskle. Now Daniel’s penis is back on Broadway, in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying, and it wants those chorus girls to know it’s up for some serious after-show banging. Daniel’s penis said: “I’ve been in relationships... 

Apparently some young gay guys took their lives in the US recently – one because of constant gay taunts and one leapt from a bridge after a roommate posted a pic of him online in a tryst with another man – and a little too late to wave his magic wand, Harry Potter hot slut, Danielle Radcliffe has spoken up to make anyone else thinking of doing the same, STOP IT NOW! He told MTV News: “Learning about the suicide deaths of Tyler Clementi,...