Just in case you haven’t already taken a lemon-scented wet wipe to erase the name CHASTITY BONO from your memory…this should make you do it now. CHAZ would like everyone to know there is NO “tity” in his name and he can dress like a dude for Halloween if he wants to.
Shame his face looks like he’s just been kicked in the taint by his GF for forgetting to put the toilet seat down though – and he should also just stop trying to grow a beard that looks like a stray cat’s muff that’s been part-shaved for an op.
Oh, and yes, that’s David Arquette dressed as Elvis next to him. Moving on….
