Madonna is seething over those untouched photos from her recent Dolce & Gabbana photoshoot which were leaked to the web last week. The Chicago Sun Times claims that the singer spied the pics and went crazy. launching an investigation to discover exactly who is responsible for letting the world see Ma-haggard. Of course she’ll never find the naughty culprit, as they’re probably holed up inside a cave as we speak, under a paid-up gagging... 

An 88-year old having sex doesn’t necessarily have to mean a hard-up grandma on a Ukranian porn site being shafted by three men with mullets and denim waistcoats. No, because actress Betty White has now declared “you’re never too old to have it!” Yikes…are we about to be overrun with fruity old codgers at bus-stops! The actress told AARP Magazine: “Does desire melt away with age? I’m waiting for that day to come. Sexual... 

This is Alexander Skarsgard surrounded by voluptuous laydees and some of those ginger biscuit things your work colleagues bring back from holidays to Germany-land that end up in the staff kitchen for weeks *hint, everybody hates ‘em* We think you’ll agree the actor looks quite happy with his sweets and treats….so go on, amaze us with your smutty captions…best one wins innit. But you don’t win anything…other than... 

Just when you thought RiRi’s grammatically incorrect tat was up for the worst inking of the year, step forward Britney, who seems to have been in a fight with a runaway arts n crafts rubber stamp…commonly known as, her three new tats. The singer tried her best to divert our attention from the fact she was actually seen in a bra (SHOCK) in public this weekend, when she outed the new design, which also looked strangely like spawn Sean Preston... 

Kirstie Alley recently posted a pic on Twitter, saying: “I’ve lost over 50 lbs…and I’m having the time of my of my life…30 more to go.” Uh-huh. Bless Kirstie and her weight loss, but I’d say rather than filling her pie hole with pies whilst parked behind a pie bakery (did I say pie enough?), her shedding of a small human might be more down to the art of p-shopping, rather than living on nutri-grain bars. See evidence below of Kirstie... 

Just like the first time you heard Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”, these leaked snaps of early Josh Holloway (Lost) modelling …will change your life, if not your bangs. Heat Magazine would call these a “before they were famous” moment, but we call them “just plain embarrassing, and one of those hard-up for rent moments”. So, courtesy of The Internet Never Forgets, enjoy Josh, trying to knock... 

Now lindsanity’s locked up planning how to sell her first post-rehab mugshot, there’s another sleb mess on the loose (and no we don’t mean Paris)……say hello again to The Hoff! Yes, the actor who once used to rescue drowning people and now just rescues the last dregs of vodka from empty bins in his neighbourhood, was spotted indulging in a spot of utter lunacy in L.A.on a motorway recently. In all his tanked-up glory,... 

50 Cent has tried to play down his recent gay hating comments by now implying that this Tweet: “If you (are) a man and your (sic) over 25 and you don’t eat pu**y just kill yourself damn it. The world will be a better place”, was actually misconstrued by ALL of us and not at all homophobic. Silly us heh. When he’s not using captions on cunnilingus to clog up his Twitter feed, he’s making brash and ugly statements about... 

Forget being dismissed as “lightweight” by Taylor Momsen, who applies make-up with her fist and hasn’t worn an outfit that doesn’t scream “goth whore” since she became a famous teen trollop – nope, Rihanna is out to prove that she’s better than everyone, fo sho! During a recent interview with Radio 1 to promote her upcoming album “Loud”, RiRi thought she’d just diss Katy Perry, Gaga... 

It was all just a hoax courtesy of US show Jimmy Kimmel Live, but still, if there’s a piece of hot ass we want as a boss…and one we wouldn’t actually mind firing us….then it’s Ryan Reynolds (preferably shirtless). We hate Scarlett Johansson, We hate Scarlett Johansson, We hate Scarlett Johansson, We hate Scarlett Johansson, We hate Scarlett Johansson, We hate Scarlett Johansson…..have we said that enough yet? Here...