If you’re going to chain to me to something, a sexy gold clutch would be preferable to a bed post (achey arms after 10mins just aren’t a turn-on). So this metallic handcuff clutch by Louis Vuitton which chained itself to Angelina Jolie‘s wrist at the “Moneyball” premiere, is mon clutch du jour. It’s also much sexier than a ball and chain ( AKA wedding ring) which makes it one public display of affection I’m... 

It’s the official video of St Angie of Pout’s new Louis Vuitton campaign, the one where she went sans fards and sat on a boat in the middle of Cambodia or somewhere like that with an expensive LV bag on her arm. As all the little children lined the shores of the river shouting “Lady, sell the bag, sell the bag, you will feed us for a year”. Whatever. Nobody likes a shouting, desperate child peasant, even St Angie hand-picked... 

Well at least Brad Pitt has combed his receding hairline over, so he doesn’t look like he’s a slick away from imitating Jack Nicholson in The Witches of Eastwick. But why is he dressed like a creepy substitute Geography teacher? The kind that comes to class smelling of whiskey and can’t avoid checking out the asses of his teenage pupils. The sort who also discusses Kanye West videos like he knows what the fuck he’s talking... 

“Johnny, who would YOU like to see play Cleopatra in a big feature film?” “Is that the lady who held a beast to her ass and died?” “Sort of, Johnny. That’s an asp to her breast… anyway, she was a powerful ruler in Ancient Egypt and was very popular with powerful men.” “She should be black, then, if she’s Egyptian. I think….” “Now, wait a minute, Johnny. This is Hollywood.... 

Angelina Jolie‘s big Bosnian directorial debut has run into a few snagaroos… the latest is that a Bosnian minister in Sarajevo has refused her permission to shoot in the area, saying her paperwork is incomplete. Doesn’t he know she’s a star and she doesn’t DO paperwork? Jolie has already started shooting her love story, which is a little bit political in that it involves a Serbian man and a Bosnian woman, in Budapest.... 

The National Enquirer claims that artichokes are causing a rift between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. The Moneyball star  has apparently been marinating the veggies in vodka (eh?!) for an evening cocktail, say sources. But Ange-Pout is complaining his weird concoction gives off stinky side effects that affect the couple’s nookie life. An insider who pretends to know stuff but knows nothing says: “Brad has always had a passion for homemade... 

(“I am more beautiful than you.” “No, you’re not.”) Three guesses what country she’s from? Yes, the new (second) trailer is out for the Johnny Depp/Angelina Jolie thriller set in Venice and Paris, co-starring Paul Bettany and Rufus Sewell. So far, it sounds as if Depp is channeling Matthew Broderick and Jolie is… God only knows who’s voice she’s mimicking. First she yells “FRANK!!!”... 

That Maddox Jolie-Pitt actually resembles Ange’s ex-gf Jenny Shimizu? Jenny… Maddox.. We’re just sayin’…  Read More →

Angelina Jolie is currently filming in Budapest. Therefore Pax, Maddox and the little lesbian Shiloh have been enrolled in a school there. But where’s Zahara we hear you ask? Dunno. Let us know if you found that answer helpful. Apparently parents and teachers at the school have been ordered to sign security agreements stating that they’ll keep schtum around the prying media at the school gates on the Mum-run. And if anyone disobeys the order,... 

Those guys, they’re such a hoot! In a bid to keep up their bromance, Brad Pitt and George Clooney apparently hire male escorts for each other, for fun. We’re wondering how long it will be before Elisabetta Canna-spell-her-name-but-she’s-a-coke-whore gets bored of playing dress up in men’s clothes to keep these two wise-crackers entertained (admit it, you think she looks like a man in drag and she’s a ruse for Clooney’s...