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Peter Andre thought he was a dead’un….upsets Butlins

Peter Andre thought he was a dead’un….upsets Butlins
Our favourite kebab filling, Peter Andre has apparently told friends he thought he was a goner, after being rushed to hospital with stomach pains on Friday. The singer underwent emergency surgery in the early hours of Friday morning, with a source close to the 37-year-old singer telling the Daily Star that Pete said: ‘I thought I was dead’. It’s still not been revealed what the singer is suffering from but it’s obviously... 

Lily Allen says c*nt…..Twitter has *shock face*

Lily Allen says c*nt…..Twitter has *shock face*
So Lily Allen has slammed journo Katie Nicholl for claiming the singer was planning a New Year’s wedding with her builder boyf Sam Cooper to ease the pain of her second miscarriage. Nicholl wrote in the Daily Schmail on Sunday: “[Lily and boyfriend Sam Cooper] want to be together after what they’ve gone through and see becoming man and wife as the light at the end of the tunnel”. Thing is, Lily never actually said this to Nicholl……or... 

First Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn picture…..(tis crap)

First Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn picture…..(tis crap)
Reasons to be cheerful….director Bill Condon tweeting a picture from The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn movie, not due out until next winter, 2011. Or so you would THINK that’s a reason to be *glee face*. But nope. He tweeted, “Happy Thanksgiving and a crazy Black Friday to all of you and yours. – Bill Condon” And we almost replied “Is that it??!!” So here…an arm, some feathers and a bedspread. Pillow fight between... 

Cue Muppet Show music….

Cue Muppet Show music….
One of these women has not suffered a plastic surgery disaster…can you guess which one? Yes. That’s right. It’s the one on the left known as actress January Jones, who has just been chosen as the face of Versace’s Spring/Summer 2011 ad campaign. Joans plays Betty Draper in the show we all love to love right now, Mad Men – and is seen here with the Italian fashion house’s chief designer and power-bish, Donatella, this... 

Saturday Night Spa Fever didn’t happen says John

Saturday Night Spa Fever didn’t happen says John
John Travolta has sent a legal letter to Gawker.com, over the constant rumours about spas, blowing off penis and his cockpit. The original post (from yonks ago) on the site entitled ‘The Secret Sex Life of John Travolta’ hinted that the actor has been trawling L.A. spas for cock, way, way before Tom Cruise popped up jumping off sauna benches and various other bits of hard wood. The gossip is apparently so rampant in the US, that Robert Randolph,... 

Yes, David looks really cut-up over split with Courteney

Yes, David looks really cut-up over split with Courteney
David Arquette wants you all to know he’s doin’ just fine, look! Courteney who?? Arquette tweeted this pic of himself with a neon bikini clad famewhore (transvestite anyone?!) during a f*ck-fest weekend in Miami, which also included partaking in gay dance contests (whatever that means..fancy hands and a wiggle??) and getting tattooed (with the words w*nker perhaps??). The actor *coughs* said of his pathetic and desperate attempt at showing... 

Happy Thanksgiving! Take Off Your Couture

Happy Thanksgiving! Take Off Your Couture
Give Thanks. Eat Turkey. Time to feast with friends & fam but remember NEVER EAT IN HAUTE COUTURE. The SATC girls never do. Why? Gravy stains! You CANNOT get them out.  Read More →

Gwyneth Paltrow hits up ex-booze addict

Gwyneth Paltrow hits up ex-booze addict
We’re so used to seeing Gwyneth Paltrow behind her faux kitchen worktop on GwynYAWN Blog TV chopping up pulses and tofu, whilst using the leftover sesame oil in the wok as a moisturising undercoat; whilst she clamps her yoga mat between her arse cheeks and still manages to pack Apple’s lunchbox for school and tell Madge she didn’t nick her leotard…..all at the same time…. That it’s impossible to believe she could... 

Matt Damon looks….er…interesting in True Grit

Matt Damon looks….er…interesting in True Grit
We’ve just seen one of the character posters from the Coen brothers‘ remake of the John Wayne classic, True Grit - and we’re a bit concerned about Matt Damon‘s swoon-factor really. The movie stars Jeff Bridges, Josh Brolin, Barry Pepper, Hailee Steinfeld and Matt, who seems to have lost all eye candy-ness in this movie, where he’s grown some facial fug and has the sort of hairstyle you would expect to see on someone... 

‘O’ for Orgasm and ‘Olivia’

‘O’ for Orgasm and ‘Olivia’
Is it just us, or is Olivia Wilde on heat? Every picture we see her in, she’s either writhing on a bed or hanging off a hammock, mostly in skimpy see-through kecks and mostly with an expression that says ‘yes I take it up the arse’. And yes, most of you probably WOULD. Natch. So here she is again, *shock face*, cheeky lil’ buttocks to camera, half-nekkid, posing in the December/January 2011 issue of Details magazine; in which... 
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