If you’re gonna be listed on IMDB (that’s the internet movie database for those of you non-spods), might as well be listed for something unique and not featuring Tom Cruise. Preferably. So watch one woman’s moment of glory on the interweb, described in an uncredited role as  “woman who urinates herself.” This is her only accomplishment as an actress. Bless. Yes that’s right, she peed herself, all over her hooker white... 

If you ever played with My Little Ponies or had one of those hobby gee gee pole things, because your parents couldn’t afford a rocking horse, then don’t watch this video. Poor toy horsie in the US was blown up by a bomb squad because they thought it posed a terrorist threat, as stuffed toys can sometimes do. *Warning* – this vid also shows horsie’s remains in a cul-de-sac….oh, we’re wiping our eyes…… as... 

Enrique and Nicole Scherz-whatever (the Pussycat Doll whose having her ass felt by Lewis Hamilton) raunch it up in the new video for their track “Heartbreat”. Apparently. Thing is, we fail to see how writhing around in a room full of mirrors (like the scary one’s you get at the fairground) is sexy? We’re thinking bum burns off the glass not to mention some pretty fugly smears – and what sort of person really wants to... 

Of course you do. So here, watch the fruity lil’ pair in the new ad for their Intimately Yours fragrance – getting a bit fresh in a lift (something we’ve all done in our time). We bet she enjoyed the ride down that shaft.  Read More →

Joseph Gordon-Levitt (one of the hot ass male stars in Inception) is actually not an actor, he’s a Lady Gaga impersonator. The star channelled the singer at Hit RECord’s Summer in the City shows in New York this week, performing a stripped-down rendition of “Bad Romance.” (And just so you know, HitRECord is a production company launched by Gordon-Levitt five years ago.) If only he’d sang in a meat bikini though, sigh….  Read More →

Look it’s Kylie’s new video for our tune of the moment “Get Outta My Way” from the Aphrodite album. Come see, come see!  Read More →

Aww, ever feel like harking back to the good old days…..when the Dukes of Hazzard was your ultimate Saturday night show viewing (before bloody talent show retards took over ) and sherbert dip dabs didn’t have some sort of sexual connotation attached to them. Or maybe that’s just our Saturday night. ANYWAYYYYYYY, let’s do an ’80s rewind together…here’s one of our fave shows, Laverne & Shirley…which... 

If you’ve ever imagined what Adam Lambert and Jake Shears would look like sucking face, then wonder no more. In a special Scissor Sisters TV vid, the pair get in a clinch while foundation-face Katy Perry films the action. As you would. Oh…and they’re just ‘avin a larf innit. It was actually just a bunch of slebs backstage behaving like the crazyyyyyyy show-offs they are. And this is why we love them. Oh and look out for cameos... 

He’ll haunt your dreams…just like LeoDiHunkola and Tom Hardy did for days after we watched the film (and cost us nearly an entire box of tissues). So here is the latest YouTube phenom, it’s ‘Inception Cat’..the pussy who stares quite a lot.  Read More →

Two of our most favourite men, Jude Law and Guy Ritchie have teamed up again – this time to make a video for Dior Homme. Titled Un Rendez-Vous (how much more Francais can you get??), the vid was shot in Paris earlier this year. And no Jude isn’t wearing a Breton shirt and onions before you ask….nor do we get to see his baguette. Shame. So here it is…..(prepare to start up your ooof-o-meters).  Read More →