Now that WOULD BE the cum shot of ALL cum shots if ever I’ve seen one. But hold on to your trousers, because this is not RPattz with peen leche on his body, or any other leche for that matter. This is the actor on the set of his new movie “Cosmopolis” in Toronto, with some kind of pie on his face. Oh, maybe he does do cum shots after all…  Read More →

It’s the official video of St Angie of Pout’s new Louis Vuitton campaign, the one where she went sans fards and sat on a boat in the middle of Cambodia or somewhere like that with an expensive LV bag on her arm. As all the little children lined the shores of the river shouting “Lady, sell the bag, sell the bag, you will feed us for a year”. Whatever. Nobody likes a shouting, desperate child peasant, even St Angie hand-picked... 

And that’s so when she’s got her legs up in the air, she can glance at her ankle and make sure she’s calling out the right name. That aside, poor Norman (Jennifer Aniston‘s dead’un pooch), is this how the actress remembers him? By inking his name on her hoof?! What happened to the stuffed wuff in a glass box on the mantle piece with eternal ‘growl face’ when her latest victim comes round for dinner on the... 

Back in olden times, people actually used to carry bricks and call them mobiles. Imagine in the early 80s (pre Blackberries), if the bish of evil – Naomi Campbell – owned a brick phone? Phew, the damage she could have done to her cleaner/PA/Cadbury’sPRPerson eh! Anyhow, if you’re still stuck in the decade of decadence, then you might want to buy yourself this homage to bad taste. Simply slot your iPhone into the custom-made...