The only woman (with the exception of Katie Price) whose held up via her supersize bra straps, Pamela Anderson, has given us the biggest laugh of the day with a comment she made whilst at a Playboy party in Bucharest. The actress and glamour mod said: “My children are made fun of because I have posed naked. When you pose, you are not thinking that one day you will have children who will see it,” Bless. It’s like f*cking on boats with... 

Jodie Foster is standing by her crazy man. The actress has apparently reached out to longtime pal and hot mess, Mel Gibson (aka, the man with multiple personality defects), insisting she will “help him get through this dark moment.” Bless. And is someone going to tell her he’s also a lost cause? Foster worked on new movie The Beaver (we’re so not going there with the lesbon jokes, but believe us, we WANT to) with Gibson,... 

The ole’ busted beehive, Amy Winohouse must’ve had a few cans and spliffs too many at the weekend, as the singer has apparently lashed out against her producer pal Mark Ronson via everyone’s new fave bishing site, Twitter. Wino launched into a 5am rant against Ronson for taking the credit for the success of her second album, Back To Black. She wrote: “Ronson you’re dead to me; one album I write an you take half the credit-... 

After four weeks of near misses, I finally talked to Gym Crush No. 3 today (1, 2 and 4 will just have to wait/continue to loiter naked until I’m quite ready). Or rather, Gym Crush No. 3 finally came up to me as I sat and tap, tap, tapped on my laptop in the sort of shabby cafe bit of the gym pretending to work on something really important. ‘Hello,’ he smiled, actually blushing. (Cute. Like, really cute.) The usual exchange of pleasantries,... 

So sleb-spawn and muff close-up star Montana Fishburne has reportedly checked herself into a California treatment centre. She woke up one morning and good girlfriend said “Montana, yo a whore who need help” and sex-face bish girlfriend answered “Aight”. TMZ reports that Montana will be at the facility which specialises in anger management, behavioural problems and mental illnesses, to focus on her anger management issues (she... 

Gawd knows how many takes they had before they got this cover shot right, but we bet Michelle William’s told Ryan Gosling “my back is f*cked and I have a damn crick in my neck” at the end of it. How on earth did she manage this Paris Hilton-esque lean, even with Gosling cupping her head… and on that note, how does her platinum weave smell Ryan? Can’t have been nice, as she lopped it all off for a crop innit. And why... 

Just in case you didn’t already know, Lilo has dyed her hair red again. This is apparently her natural colour. Remember “Herbie” and “Freaky Friday”? Then you’ll know she was a ginge. Funny thing is: we didn’t even notice she had gone back to her roots – and no we don’t just mean her going to NY to check in with her family and not a rehab clinic for once. We didn’t notice because we don’t... 

He’s always been a hot ass to us, and the persistant gayface rumours just made us want to bum him all the more. But apparently James Franco is not fond of a c*ck in the mouth – but he is the cover boy for the latest issue of The Advocate. Small consolation we suppose. And how do we know he’s not going to writhe around behind us next time we’re swopping sweat at G.A.Y? Well, these excerpts from the interview below have crushed... 

From the woman who gave us “Te Amo” – basically lots of lesbon action without the actual ‘action’ but we can guess it would have involved scuzzy fingers and lots of things that vibrate – and no we don’t mean Lionel Richie’s dentures when he’s on that ceiling. Captions from you funny people for this dirty ole’ pic of RiRi and her mic come c*ck. Thanking you kindly.  Read More →

As if Big Will, Jada and karate-kid Jaden weren’t enough, now Willow, the 9-year-old daughter of Will Smith is about to release her debut single titled “Whip My Hair”. Channelling RiRi in muzak and style, Willow gets her steez on in this club-track which sees her encourage gals to snap their heads back and forth and whip that hair like a helicopter. *cue ‘tude, snapping those fingers and uh-huh sista”. There’s...