Oh this is a doozy, no really, A DOOZY! Mel Gibson has now blamed his multiple personality disorders and lack of self-control on “some kind of male menopause” as his toxic relationship with Oksana Grigorieva hit the sh*t and the fan. According to a letter allegedly written by the actor to Grigorieva, the hot mess describes feeling so out of control he “could drink or commit a crime”. Courtesy of TMZ, the letter reads: “I don’t know... 

Of course Madonna smiled when her 10-year-old son Rocco, aka, mini Guy Ritchie, break-danced and nicked her limelight at the official launch of the Material Girl fashion range at Macy’s in NY yesterday. But we bet the precocious little b*stard got a good slappin’ when they got home and was sent to his room and forced to listen to Dear Jessie over and over until he cried so hard it hurt. While big sis’ Lola dragged on a few fags... 

Apparently Miley Cyrus, the girl who should have been Courtney Love’s daughter along with Taylor Momsen as her twin – would like to clear up some of those pesky rumours about her life as a prossie. Cyrus recorded this video for her loyal fans, aka, teens who also think it’s fine to wear ripped fishnets and parade their vag around on the street – addressing those engagement rumours, and whether she’s shacked up with her Aussie... 

Well actually she’s hooked up with Elmo for a remix of her Hot N’ Cold track to teach kids about “opposites” (like hot and cold, gerrit?) to celebrate Sesame Street‘s 41st season. But we’re guessing there’s gonna be lots of lil’ boys gawping at something else bouncing around on the screen…and clue for y’all, it won’t be that furry red thing with someone’s hand up its ass.  Read More →

Simon Cowell likes vag. No really. And he’s bedded up to 2,000 of ‘em apparently, according to The Daily Star. See, high waister’s don’t necessarily mean ‘poof who lives with his Mum’. According to the newspaper, Cowell was a hit with the laydee’s during the 80s and 90s, scoring a huge amount of vag, and not just has-been singer Sinitta’s bucket flaps either (so perhaps she’ll get the f*ck over... 

Oh isn’t Japan a magical place, mainly because it’s the only place in the world Paris Hilton isn’t allowed. Hurrah. Fox News reports that Twinks was detained in an airport for 6 hours over that whole ”getting caught with coke” malarky, and before she boarded her private jet to head off to Japan, she pleaded guilty to possession of the drug, blah blah. Due to her coming clean rather than blaming her pal for a change,... 

Sleb spawn and all round talentless madam, Kelly Osbourne has used Twitter to launch a full on bish attack on X Factor judge Dannii Minogue, calling her the “devil” and a “poor middle-aged victim”.  Don’t hold back there, much. Osbourne is said to be royally miffed with Minogue’s autobiography Dannii: My Story, which lifts the lid on her famous X Factor feud with former judge and scary ole’ broad with multiple facelifts, Sharon... 

Sorry, but every time we see these two we just can’t help that mental tick that says “What on earth does she see in him”??????? Could be he’s a great shag and he does have rather a large penaz according to Heidi Klum herself, but Seal…hmm…we still wouldn’t…and couldn’t. And probs just as well, because the singer isn’t a cheater you hear! And says he doesn’t understands why pro vag... 

We said she’d last the month. And we were SO right, as Lilo has been tested positive for cocaine, and also failed another drug test for an unspecified substance. Failure of a drug test should mean 30 days of jail, but that’s like never gonna happen. Hello, she only spent 23 of what was originally a 90 day sentence in rehab, so strict adherence to sentences doesn’t seem to apply to this hot mess. But of course, addressing the... 

You heard her, it’s all “BS” (that’s bullsh*t to you) according to Britney, who took to her blog to tell the world what she thought about those engagement rumours from a certain mag who published this headline: “EXCLUSIVE: We Hear Britney Spears’s BF, Jason Trawick, Asked Her to Marry Him & She Said Yes!” WRONGGGGGGGGGGG! And apparently the sighting of Britney’s parched weave and bra checking out a wedding...