Look at the attitude with racoon eyes herself, all innocent. Like. With some breadcrumbs. That was before she turned into the trashwhore from hell. Oh and Taylor, we’re like SO sorry for you that yo’ Mamma took you to Ford models when you were a kid and then you got a lead role in one of America’s top TV series. It must be soooooooo hard for you. We can feel your pain, a bit like you will when we next see you and punch your lights... 

We’re still wondering how long it’s going to take Jessica Simpson to lose the blubber so she can squeeze even one ham hock sized arm into her bloaty McObvious shotgun wedding dress; unless she opts for one of those sleeveless numbers, which might be preferable knowing how many cheese n chilli dogs with extra sauerkraut she’s added to her gut. But that’s by the by. Let’s talk about her shiny, sparkly engagement bling... 

Oh Page 3 stunners, they’re usually not though, are they? They just look like any old Essex chav who’s had a boob job and nail extensions in Chigwell’s finest beauty salon ‘Birds r us’. Anywayyyyyy. Here is The Sun’s attempt at being midly amusing, by making a parody vid of Wieden & Kennedy’s Old Spice “The Man Your Man Could Smell Like” ad campaign, to celebrate the 40th anniversary of Page 3 and... 

“We’re a pretty horny couple. We’re young, we both like sex. I’ve always liked sex and I’m going to make the most of it,” said Mel B last month. Ooof, and was she right, as a Sydney stripper claims to have had a wild threesome with the former Spice Girl and hubby Stephen Belafonte. The unnamed tit flasher, who works in Sydney’s notorious gentleman’s club Kings Cross, told The Daily Telgraph that she accepted an invite back to the... 

There are times when things happen in a man’s life he’s not proud of…and for Billy Ray Cyrus, this should be one of ‘em. But no. Miley’s Papa is ACTUALLY proud of this mullet he rocked at the CMAs in Nashville this week – you can tell by the way it’s perfectly combed and sprayed with extra-hold Ellnet (he probably killed a few of those racoons he trapped with the fumes whilst setting that to ‘bouffant’). It’s... 

Never mind the bewbs that look like two crushed sewing pin cushions, it’s the gigantic padded camel’s toe that’s grabbed our attention…when we didn’t want it to. No wonder Russell Brand cosied up to Katy Perry in a marital way. Like. Because he definitely doesn’t need bolster pillows for that four-poster bed gifted from their Habitat wedding list.  Read More →

Victoria Beckham may have a thickie for a hubby (albeit a good looking one), but thank heavens for Princess Pout having the braincells in Casa Beckham, as she made this recent comment about Lady GaGa’s choice of footwear and general sense of style (aka, bloody ridiculous outfits), without a single trace of irony. Like. “I have a lot of respect that she can walk in those shoes going through airports. I mean, goodness, people think I dress... 

We know she likes a few bottles of the ole’ vino, but those flushed cheeks are a sure sign of a liver complaint (quick, tell Dr. Richard know-it-all Madeley). Here is one-time TV bish of the morning Judy Finnigan (before she well and truly fell off the wagon and ended up with puffy eyes which she called “overtired”) wearing her favourite holiday T-shirt (the kind fat people buy to hide the bulge on the beach). She’s also... 

Ever wondered what happens to Paris Hilton’s pooches when they finally grow up? Not that her collection of hamsters with longer legs actually get any bigger, but you know what we mean. It’s not just our eyes deceiving us – this is ANOTHER chi-wowa puppy she’s carrying, luckily not yet forced into wearing costumes (give her a few days) and it’s lead us to come to the conclusion that all the others must’ve silently... 

The New York Times recently had the pleasure of interviewing Courtney Love and despite coming across as a train-wreck on most occasions, in this window into her messed-up world, the singer revealed a more sensitive side. On her public image: “I’d like to be trusted again, like I was at one point,” she said. “I’m not trusted right now. People don’t want to get in trouble. They think that I am probably going to talk about things I shouldn’t...