Is James Franco’s penis wrapped in a bow. The End. And our wishes may just come true, as the actor has announced he will be writing, directing and starring in the forthcoming movie The Adderall Diaries, in which a full frontal shot is very much on the cards. (And we all did a ‘Gillian’ faux faint in anticipation of such eye candy junk). So in the meantime, let’s just look at him all hot ass and smouldering, like, instead. Happy... 

Ooof, Ooof, Ooof, Ooof  and Ooof again. That’s 5 Ooofs (count ‘em) for the boys they call 1Direction. Need we say anymore about this pic of the X Factor hopefuls and the boyband who are currently making grown men and women tap into their ‘shouldn’t really go there’ side because they’re old enough to be our kids/brothers and NOT our boyfriends (but we OH SO wish they could be). We have their names all over our pencil... 

This bod belongs to Dave Salmoni, US show Animal Planet’s predator expert (we wonder if he saw us coming up behind him, arf). He also used to bang Chelsea Handler. Anyway. Let’s all just stare…..and feel free to dribble….from whichever orifice you choose.  Read More →

Or at least we THINK it’s the legendary Hollywood playboy’s penis anyway. Beatty is alleged to have posed fully in the buff like, back in the ’60s and this is rumoured to be that very shot. Nice camera work huh? And just so you know, that very penis has seen the inner workings of Madonna, Cher, Carly Simon, Natalie Wood, Julie Christie and Joan Collins’ vadge’s, not to mention another 9,994 lady parts. Filthy beggar,... 

Nicki Minaj (WE HEART) has inspired cosmetics giant MAC to launch a lipstick in homage to the femcee, called ‘Nicki Minaj Pink Friday 4 Lipstick’, to coincide with the launch of her debut album, Pink Friday. The candy-pink (natch) lippie goes on sale via MAC’s website this Friday (Nov 26), and will only be available online for the next four consecutive Fridays. So hurry! Minaj recently debuted the shade during a TV appearance below,... 

This is a shoot by Barnaby Roper for GQ France, featuring sexy stud Noah Mills, showing us off some fancy winter coats. Nice coats. But we’re more interested in the face and the bod underneath all those layers. Natch. So here, our winter slut of the day. And yes, you’ve guessed it….Ooof.  Read More →

Maxwell Caulfield. Yes he who played Emmerdale’s smooth operator *cue Sade track* Mark Wylde, but not anymore cause he’s a dead’un now innit. But Happy Birthday to the ex-hot ass of the dales who is a whopping 51 today! We wish him many happy anti-ageing creams and a warm bed-bath at night which we’d gladly pop over and give him. Ooof.  Read More →

She sent a first round of Twitpic’s recently which involved “accidentally sent” shots of her arse and almost vadge; and then we had Courtney and a Kurt Cobain lookee-likee both appearing to be coked-up off their wacked up lil’ faces; and now we have Court’s next round of ‘I am desperate, look at me’ pics. See below…but when your eyeballs start to hurt and drip with blood…it’s time to stop.  Read More →

Now William’s been taken by chav Middleton, all eyes are on Harry, our last remaining royal eligible bachelor. He’s dressed up as a Nazi, staggered out of nightclubs, loves fast women, clashes with the paps, likes a fag and few (hundred) beers and is third in line to the thrown (so minted). And this is why we HEART Harry. (even if he is a ginge). So here, in celebration of the carrot-topped one, are a few of the reasons why we’ll... 

This is Attitude magazine’s December 2010 Sex Issue, featuring twelve porn stars and a gatefold cover…we like. Photographed by Philip Riches and styled by Frank Strachan (not that being nekkid needs much styling, but still) – we think these pictures say enough, don’t you. Shirtless, nekkid, bulges in pants, muskles, hot ass *we thank you Attitude Magazine*  Read More →