Gerry is our YES WE WOULD of the day.

Olivia Wilde? Olivia who???

Yes that’s right, they become sleb scraps, ready to appear on shows like I’m Not A Celebrity, Get Me Some Work.

But some also go down the ‘cheap thrill’ route and get their kits off all in the name of sleb-fodder-dom and cash-in-hand work; and for this we’re entirely grateful.

So thanks to the Gay Times for bringing us Shaun and FYD in the buff for their January 2011 Naked Issue. Hurrah.

Britain does have talent after all it seems…..

Hello actor Garrett Hedlund on the cover of Daman magazine photographed by Mitchell Nguyen McCormack.

He’s officially our crush of the week and yes (suprise surprise), we so would.

Is it just us, or is David Beckham looking a tad knackered these days (lines around the ole eyes), not to mention the lack of a good haircut !! (Victoria….LOOK AFTER YOUR MAN..OOOF THAT LAZY BISH!!)

But despite needing a plump of anti-ageing eye-cream, a cut and blow-dry of the locks and probably a good massage (particularly around the groin area, we hear that’s good for stress, apparently *coughs*)…

WE STILL MOST DEFINITELY WOULD.

So we know that baby Jesus (Luz) was kicked to the curb by her Madgesty; so obviously the Brazilian mod with bad pubic style hair but a GOOD buff body is now telling anyone who’ll listen that he’s up for a shag.

In an interview with Page Six magazine, Luz bored us all with the bits about wanting to be a family man, like this:

“I want to be married and have children at some point in my life”.

Blah blah blah. But then we woke up for the bit where he said this:

“For now I just want to enjoy food, friends, music … and good sex.”

Took the words right out of our mouths….

WE LOVE THIS!

From that funny fucker Russ Ross at therussross.tumblr.com, it’s the FACE/OFF Photoshop tool which actually makes Anne the purdiest gayface we’ve seen since Derek Hough and Jake Gyllenhaal look like the girl at school you always took the piss out of because she had that upper lip tash that made you leave a pot of Jolen on her desk…just for fun like.

Johnny Depp….like fine wine, he just gets better with age (but occasionally you wouldn’t mind un-popping his cork and having a lil’ taster eh).

This is our boyfriend-to-be (once something nasty happens to his cross-eyed fiancée Charlotte Riley that is), being inked at the Darkday Tattoo Studios in Vancouver, Canada.

Why you ask?

Well, the 33-year-old hot ass decided to add a Union Jack tattoo on his upper left chest whilst filming new flick This Means War.

He told the Globe and Mail: “Every tattoo I have means something to me. Each one is something that I’ve been through in my life or I’ve done or I’ve been”.

We imagine this latest skin stamp is to prove what we knew all along…..he’s proud to be the tastiest export of rump steak this country has to offer.