A retired firefighter is in trouble for the second time in four days after stalking Madonna outside her Manhattan apartment. Robert Linhart, 59, was caught on Tuesday after he stuck messages to his car roof professing his adoration for the material girl, which included: “Madonna, I need you,” “Tell me yes or no,” “If it’s yes, my dream will come true. If it’s no, I will go. XXX.” Oh, and, “The Universe brought us together in... 

Excuse us why we wipe our seat…. Boys and girls alike, who suddenly became a REALLY big fan of Mark Walhberg after his famous bulge ad for Calvin Klein pants and that shot of his ridiculously huge c*ck in Boogie Nights (real or prop? still nobody knows)…read on. Because apparently the actor has admitted he kept the 13-inch faux penaz his character reveals in the flick before the end credits, saying: “I used to keep it in my desk drawer.... 

Yo, hip-hop star 50 Cent is looking for love, and through the power of social networking, he’s taken to Twitter to bag himself a “b**ch”. Look at this wonderfully eloquent message he wrote: “A yal be on twitter meeting each other. Then yal be f***ing this s**t is crazy. I wanta find me a bad b**ch on twitter. Lol (sic). “So look I just finished with a fat b**ch for the first time I wanta tell you don’t knock it till you try it. it... 

This is Sandra Bullock leaving West Hollywood gay bar, The Abbey looking like she threw a few dirty martinis down her neck. Love her. Apparently The Abbey is a tres exotic joint, full of hunkolas in tank tops and vests (and that’s just the table staff) who gawp at each other and give “the nod” (some of you will know what this means, for the rest of you; get with the programme g-f). Anyway, after dead’un Anna Nicole Smith used... 

This is E.T.’s daughter, Drew Barrymore gracing the October issue of Harper’s Bazaar posing provocatively in gowns by Givenchy, Chanel Haute Couture and She by Sheree. The actress tells the magazine she loves nothing more than to be a total slob at home, gobbling mac and cheese (that’s American for Macaroni Cheese folks). Hmm…that cover shot ain’t showing a bloated podge to us – but that’s because Barrymore... 

William Shatner (a.k.a Mr Star Trek, a.k.a Captain Kirk) recently told Playboy that his Boston Legal co-star and the hippest chic in Hollywood-land, Betty White is an old codger, but still an uber-hot gal (like we didn’t already know). The 79-year-old actor mumbled: “She’s really old. I think of her as an old friend. I mean an old friend. But listen, she’s got moves you wouldn’t believe. She’s totally flexible in the hip area.... 

The Kardashian with plenty of junk in her trunk, Kim Kardashian is the latest sleb to be immortalised as an inflatable sex toy. Lucky girl. According to Monsters and Critics, the reality TV star’s doll is the latest in the “Super Stars Series” from the adult novelty manufacturer, Pipedream Products (remember they brought us the lovely Lady Gag Gag). “Kinky Kim.” features a Kardashian look-alike wafting down a burger like a drunk David... 

Well not exactly, she actually love her tats, but same thing. Bones talks about her body inking fest in Aussie-land magazine Post-Modern Ink saying: “I love them. They’re body art. I don’t think it’s abnormal that someone who spends their life in other skins wants to claim their own by marking things on it that matter to them. My most recent is five vertical rows of ancient Cambodian script. It’s on my back and looks very sacred. “Getting... 

Will.i.am decided to paint his face with the same stuff Miley Cyrus and Taylor Momsen use on their eyelids, causing a mini Twitter riot last night. The Black Eyed Peas frontman, who opted for blackface make-up as part of a performance with Nicky Minaj left himself open to critique, with US TV presenter Toure tweeting: “Will.i.am in blackface. Really? If @MTVJ was real she’d talk about Will.i.am in blackface pissing off lots of Black people”. The... 

It’s fair to say after a few bevvies, trying to climb the stairs on your hands and knees is the ‘norm’. So step away, nothing to see here, apart from a sleb half-cut. And no, it’s not one of the Hollyoaks dullsvilles. It’s actually Lisa Marie Presley, in Landaaaan town for a celebration of her Papa Elvis‘ life. Seems she had a good time eh. Hot Lush.  Read More →