Front…. Apart from the VERY bad decision to wear camping chic in public (white socks in boots…who does this???)..Britnay could pass for a normal famousy. Until that is… Back…. ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!! The dreaded weave’s revenge! No use combing over darling…we can see that barnet crime a mile off! Time to call in the faux hair disaster team we thinks.  Read More →

Lilo may be banged up re-scribbling f**k U on her nails – but in anticipation of her release in like…2 days….here is one of the official promo shots for the star’s upcoming Robert Rodriguez film, ‘Machete’, continuing the theme of ‘the deadly gun-toting nun’. Lets hope she doesn’t get any silly ideas in jaildom eh… Here’s the trailer if you’re interested.. ‘Free Lindsay... 

Well…we say ‘good’… Anyway…lookee, Perez Hilton, still sans the bloated look (but it’s only a matter of time before he’s shovelling Big Mac’s into his gob again)..posing with teen screecher Justin Bieber. *BAD HOODIE ALERT* Exactly HOW OLD ARE YOU Perez?? Come on a skateboard? Work for GAP? And seems bad hoodies come with retard grins…apparently. Purleasssseee….let’s reverse into our... 

2007 (left) vs 2010 (right) 2007… BAD hair…and that over-bronzing around the mouth gives her a subtle shade of ‘tash’..not to mention the over-plucking on the ole eyebrows..and that ‘heh I’m completely vacant behind these pish-head eyes’ look. 2010…. Oh the hair straighteners were out in force on those bangs weren’t they. And citrus jail chic really compliments her tango tan perfectly. We just... 

http://www.facebook.com/DoctorC.ntyShoeEmporium If you don’t like the ‘C’ word…then you may be offended (like we care!)…but we just love ‘c*nty crocs’….HILARIOUS!  Read More →

When bad wigs & weaves happen to good people…. There’s a heck of A LOT of wig n weave action going on right now in sleb ville – and not GOOD faux locks either – in fact, there are some seriously shocking hair don’ts out there – so here, lookee…my pick of the not-so-top-syrups (as in ‘of figs’ – cock-a-nay for wig)…you’d think these uber rich famouses would have enough change... 

We thought Lilo’s lunatic tweet-spats were bad enough, but now it seems she has a contender for the title of ‘biggest sleb tw*t going’ – with Jessica Simpson (purdy but not mucho up top) finding a wrinkle recently and tweeting: “It is official, I’m 30 and found a wrinkle. Damnit! ” Well when you’ve screwed with your skin’s elasticity (sun-baking and cementing make-up on your face) and your body’s... 

The GaGa has exhibited her first piece of art at a Landaaann exhibition. The white urinal lying on its side, with an inscription in black pen on the inner basin, which reads “I’m not f**king Duchamp but I love p**sing with you” – refers to Marcel Duchamp’s famous 1917 urinal Fountain sculpture. The piece, entitled ‘Armitage Shanks’ (Arf), formed part of a shoot for Vogue Hommes Japan (yes, the famousy one... 

What’s Peter Andre thinking in that raunchy lil’ head of his…while providing the meat in a double-dancer sandwich?….answers on a pvc clad postcard please (or just comment..no prize, other than making us larf innit)….  Read More →

BigFoot…. Spencer Pratt…. The End.  Read More →