It must be something to do with allowing a chav into one’s family (well, Kate Middleton’s only bloody middle class and that’s hardly enough breeding to qualify her for a roll in the sack with a Prince…or is it…hmm…she must be able to bake pork pies or something…or something). Anyway, chav Middleton’s poor background has only gone and rubbed off on Mother-in-Law-to-be, Camilla Parker LOL’S, as... 

THIS MUCH *STRETCHES ARMS RIGHT OUT* Smug-faced, talentless, pretend-to-be-emotional-on-BGT bint that she is. Seen here posting pics of herself on Twitter all newly brunette, like. Does anyone care *waits for the sound of a pin drop, whilst tumbleweed drifts past office* That would be a no then.  Read More →

This is Scarlett Johansson, trying to look all sexy. Like. Apart from the way her face looks to be sloping a bit, the way a face does when you’ve had one too many gins and you do that frozen, I don’t know where I am look. And why anyone would want to look up someone’s nostrils is beyond us – and the nose attached to it is tres surgery pointy, non? And pardon us for saying so, but has Britney’s weave attached itself to... 

Joan Collins adjusts wig, puts on her best ‘nice’ face and says this: “What dismays me is the emphasis now on women who are excessively thin, both in magazines and on TV. I think that is terrifying. I know a producer who, when there were two actresses up for the same role, and one was a little heavier about the hips, said, ‘No, she’s too fat’ even though she was much better for the part. It’s impossible, if you’re over... 

Whilst mad Mel Gibson and cash-hungry Oksana Grigorieva remain locked in a bitter custody battle for their daughter, Lucia – in a bid to convince everyone just how crazy Mel is – the Russian singer has dug up old love letters the actor sent her. Here are a few exerpts from Gibson poetic musings (NOT): – “This is your capitalist pig landing his jet in Minnesota 4 customs! I have scarcely thought of anything but u since I left London!... 

Vodka..cats…vodka….cats…. We keep saying it because WE ALL KNOW that’s where she’s gonna end up, along with a convector heater, slippers, a moth-eaten house coat and re-runs of Cagney and Lacey. Anotherwords. ALONE. But for now, Jessica Simpson has managed to hook herself another victim (Hey Nick, d’ya hear that?!) in the form of former NFL player Eric Johnson after less than one year of begging him to love her... 

Hollywood-land’s hottest down and out’s, Spencer the Pratt and Heidi Montag are resorting to desperate means to make some cash, by renewing their wedding vows in a bid to become famouses again. The couple (yes they’re still a couple, divorce was all a PR stunt, like we didn’t know?!) are out to show that love (or cash) can conquer all — even unemployment and depleted finances. The news comes just weeks after the Pratt threatened... 

Courtney Love continues to show Taylor Momsen, Lilo, Miley et al, what life looks like on the other side of 30….and several cocktails of vodka mitt perscription drugs. She may resemble a homeless person in expensive heels, but we all know Courtney spends most of her time slumped in between marginally functional and clinically insane – but occasionally she does something that makes us all go “what the?!” And throwing around... 

KE$HA From this….. To this…. Hmm, if there was a door marked ‘the morning after and you SO wish you hadn’t', we’d be using it.  Read More →

A night off your tree on a cocaine and booze fuelled high culminating in locking a hooker in a hotel wardrobe may sound a tad far-fetched to some, but not to Charlie Sheen/HotShots/SpinCity/He’s-still-paying-for-Denice’s-pool, who thinks his crazy night two weeks ago was nothing major. The actor told Extra TV: “A guy has one bad night and everyone goes insane, panics.” Though the actor’s crazy night of…crazy, cost...