……and you just know he’s wearing an aftershave called “Power”, spelt “Powa”, which he found after rummaging through Lionel Blair’s black bin bags, along with that offensive shell suit.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it Jodie Marsh’s busted wig that always looks like it’s trying to pry itself off of his hairline so it can quietly find the nearest exit? Is it the bedside lampshade Pete Burns shoves on his bald head before he leaves the house every day? (he should meet with Tyra Banks and buy some new ones).

We don’t know who OR WHAT it is.

But we bet every damn fashion designer showing at Paris Fashion Week is heeling themselves straight in the fanny (it can be done with stretching and squatting) for not sending out their models with hair like this.

Andre Leon Talley, the vixen of Vogue and the most influential person in the fashion world (because Tyra Banks says so), is leaving America’s Next Top Model, and without so much as an evil side-eye smile from Tyra’s evil side-eye.

Leon Talley confirmed the rumours on the fashion vine to Page Six, saying: ”It’s all good in the neighbourhood. I had a fabulous time. It was a mutual agreement. There is no unhappiness, at all.”

People.com have since confirmed that PR Guru and the woman who likes to put the fear of God and all his bitches into interns - Kelly Cutrone – will replace Bigfouf (aka ALT) on the show, with Cutrone saying: ”Having worked in various aspects of the fashion industry over the course of my career, I am excited for this new opportunity and hope to bring a different perspective to the show”.

So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night….ALT. We’ll miss you. Not that we EVER watched ANTM, we had better things to do with our time, like eat our own hair and vomit it back up again. Oh, and we’ll leave you with one of our favourite pics of ALT, looking like the kind of guy you see on an Easyjet flight to Milan trying just a BIT TOO HARD to look “fashwan dahling”. Stunning. Especially the fact he can’t close his thighs because he’s on the Jessica Simpson ‘EAT FUCKING EVERYTHING’ diet. The End.

As part of a raft of new digital initiatives, Harrods.com is launching its debut online magazine, The Review, to coincide with London Fashion Week.

Edited by Nicola Copping, editor of Harrods.com, the new monthly online publication will feature exclusive editorial and video content focusing on fashion and beauty trends – both of which the store is an authority and leading commentator on. The Review will also enable customers browsing Harrods.com to bring their shopping experience to life via interactive and shoppable pages.

Readers can also instantly access interviews with top fashion designers, styling tips and find out about the latest must-have items in a column from one of fashion retail’s most prominent figures – Harrods Fashion and Beauty Director Marigay McKee. The September issue of The Review will launch tomorrow (Friday 16th), just as the fash-pack lands in London for the SS12 shows. The first issue will feature the season’s key fashion trends and also an interview with British designer and visionary, Antonio Berardi, who counts Gwyneth Paltrow, Victoria Beckham and Rihanna among his celebrity clients.

Speaking about the new online magazine, Copping said:

“With the launch of The Review, we are aiming to provide an enhanced experience for our online customers by delivering unique and captivating editorial content, including interviews with designers, buyers’ picks, exclusive products and major launches.”

As part of their wider digital strategy, Harrods also plans further developments, including a new mobile site and a search marketing initiative, both of which are designed to help drive the store’s online presence.

Kate Lawson – Fashion Editor

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