Kelly Rowland in an ensemble you’d expect to see in a porn video is always fine by us. She’s the hot-ho that escaped from Papa Knowles ‘House of Kissing His Bank Statements and Laughing’. Here she is on the cover of November’s Cosmopolitan looking all kinds of someone we’d stop the car and wind the window down for. All that’s missing are the handcuffs hooked to her leather shorts. Sessy bitch!  Read More →

Zac Efron is used to making every bitch in the room drop their hand fan, pick up their knickers and run towards him. So it’s no surprise that a Russian Billionaire treated the actor to a $100,000 bottle of champagne at a Chicago nightclub. That billionaire is as slick as the gentlemen who throws his coat over a puddle so that you don’t dirty the silk ribbons on your shoes. Can’t you just picture Zac looking up from his table,... 

Don’t mess with Julia Roberts. OK? Unless you want both your eyes taking out with her cleavage. Here she is as the Evil Queen in Tarsem Singh’s upcoming “Snow White” movie – not the one starring Kristen Squint Stewart. That’s another Snow White movie also due out. Just to confuse you all. Back to Julia’s Snow White, or Evil Queen. Look at those hands on hips. That upside-down tiara-come-face-thing. That... 

Remember that recent US Vogue editorial Michelle Williams posed and pouted for as screen legend Marilyn Monroe? Well you’ll know by now it was all in a bid to promote her new film “My Week With Marilyn”, directed by Simon Curtis. The movie, also starring Kenneth Branagh (as Laurence Olivier), Judi Dench, Emma Watson, Dominic Cooper, Julia Ormond (as Vivien Leigh) and Eddie Redmayne, is released in UK cinemas on November... 

Forget the royal wedding of the commoner and Prince Cueball. The royal wedding of every century ever, ever, EVER!! took place yesterday featuring the most glamorous creature to ever wear a crown, 61-year-old La Duquesa de Alba. (The Duchess of Alba, innit). As with Prince Cueball, The Duchess of Alba also married a commoner who goes by the name of Alfonso Díez – a civil servant who becomes her third husband and the third person with a morbid... 

Any excuse to post this picture of Danny Cipriani with a ball in front of his balls: And in other Danny news, The Daily Mail has chosen to run with the headline, “Burned again: Imogen Thomas blasts ‘absolute liar’ Danny Cipriani as pictures emerge of him cosying up to Katie Price”. This is what they think “cosying up” means: Last time we were on a rollercoaster, the closest we came to cosying up was with the vomit... 

There isn’t an angle of RiRi’s vagina we haven’t seen, but for some reason, this straight-up full frontal of her in denim shorts and slutnets offends us. You know why? because we can’t see her whory labia lips. BRING BACK THE CLIT-LIPS RIRI, ALL IS FORGIVEN!!  Read More →

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?? Pink, the bull dyke with a clit full of gold is dressed like she was as angry as hell when she opened her wardrobe doors this morning. She needs to go back home, put a floral print dress on and sit down calmly and ”eat ice cream and watch chick flicks. Sorry, we meant, chicks with dicks flicks!  Read More →

Harry Styles and Niall Horan from One Direction are the only members of the band left fapping until their fingers are numb, because they don’t have GF’s. A source for the teensluts told The Sun: “When they hit the big time the lads made a pact to stay single and enjoy themselves. They promised they wouldn’t let women get between them. But now almost all of them have got themselves tied down. Harry sits on the couch and watches... 

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