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Still on honeymoon, still with Jim Toth, still with the chin. It’s Reese Witherspoon, papped at Charles De Gaulle airport in Paris. Sitting. Wearing one of 2009′s fashion statements – the Shemagh scarve – word up Reese, it’s 2011 now. This is one of those ‘glance quickly’ then think, “Hmmm. I wonder if I took that chicken out of the freezer drawer for dinner tonight” picture moments. BOOOOOORING.  Read More →

This is RPattz (above, obvs) at the Twilight Comic-Con in Los Angeles, where he told reporters that he has a “Hitler Youth gone wrong” haircut for a new movie he’s working on. Hmm….I still think he should have let it grow some more…and then shaved…    Read More →

Can you hear those lawsuits Fernandoooooo? Straight from the school of tellussomethingwedontalreadyknow, Britney‘s former bodyguard has filed more documents in court, this time alleging the singer isn’t the glowing angel in FUGG boots and crotch trimmers we all know and love. The same glowing angel who gifted us years of her bald spot in weave-gate (even Ken Paves couldn’t come to the rescue). But heh, at least she got rid of those... 

So Ahna O’Reilly dumped James Franco because his ultimate goal in life is to wallpaper his downstairs smoke room with a degree from every single university on the planet? In a recent interview with Playboy, the actor revealed that his 5 year relationship hit emergencystopville because O’Reilly was UNIMPRESSED that he didn’t prefer to spend his time discussing which colour to decorate the guest room in their beach house. Franco told... 

DEMAND YOUR MONEY BACK AT THE CINEMA PRE-WARNING!! The butt you THOUGHT belonged to Mila Kunis in “Friends With Benefits” actually belongs to an imposter!! So when you book your tickets at your local movie palace, just give them a heads-up and request a reduction on the ticket price. Ok? Kunis told US radio show 102.7 KIIS FM that she was apparently a little shy about flashing more than her side-tidday in the film. This is interesting... 

The ultimate seasonal recap of autumn style (and always a coffee-table look-good) has arrived – yes of course I mean ELLE Collections! It’s a chance to view the season’s key themes and trends all consolidated into one beautiful glossy book, and also a chance for us to remember the shows, the faces, the queues, the seats you had which turned into ‘standing’!! Oh don’t you just love Fashion Week. Kate Moss... 

FACT No 1: Wendi Deng is a stealth ninja in a pink jacket who should NOT BE MESSED WITH. RESPECT. FACT No2: Only in Britain would a demonstrator go for the ‘cream pie in yer face’ method. In the US, they would’ve just shot him. Yes kidz, MPs suspended their questioning of Rupert and James Murdoch in the select committee today for 15 minutes, after a protester known as Jonnie Marbles threw a shaving foam pie at the media mogul. After... 

Nope. This isn’t Madame Tussaud‘s latest homage to Cher, Xtina and Diana Ross moulded into one with Grace Coddington‘s hair. This is in fact Oirish singer Nadine Coyle performing at the Splash club in New York. Someone give her a medal for services to lilac eyeshadow, creosote and teef gritting. Personally I prefer Nuhdeen Coyle (Twitter parody account), who recently tweeted Perez Hilton with: “Aym pretty shur ay was Latina...