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Kim K’s Maw Maw wants more kids to pimp
Think of an inappropriate Maw Maw, and Kris Jenner immediately springs to mind, mainly because she sees no point in producing spawn unless you’re gonna make money off ‘em. Jenner, the matriarch and pimp of the collective blended Kardashian/ Jenner family, has spoken out about her role in life, which ‘was trying to take [her] kids’ 15 minutes and turn it into 30,’ by ‘making lemonade out of these lemons’ life handed her.
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This is what happens when you feed Janice Dickinson vodka after sundown
If you’ve ever wondered what a malnourished iguana looks like – then have a looksee at Janice Dickinson without schlap on below. Yep, she’s still using the ‘roids. Fear Factor contestant much?
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Katie runs over a child for Red Nose day
So last night in London, Katie Price took a trip to see Blood Brothers at the Phoenix Theatre, and when she came out her driver ran into a bollard and knocked over a kid. Just another night in the crazy WTF foolery that is Katie’s life. Oh, and she was also wearing a red nose, now that’s good crisis management slash PR.
No charges were made, not even for Katie’s tan, which is darker than her mixed race son Harvey‘s natural...
We’ve got three words for ya!….JOE LE TAXI
So Vanessa Paradis performed at the Town Hall in New York last night, with her wealthy lesbian hippie partner who always looks like they’re about to embark on a journey of self-discovery through the rugged wilderness of Montecito – or, Johnny Depp as she’s also known.
It’s Van’s first tour in over a decade to promote the release of her greatest hits album, despite the fact that we can’t actually remember ANY OF ‘EM....
Hot Slut of the day: January Jones
Wearing McQueen Pre-Fall A/W 11, January Jones shows how to work that look on the red carpet at the Unknown premiere.
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That moment when foamy heave starts to rise in your throat
Kelsey Grammer and his cradle-snatched bride Kayte Walsh go in for that pretend-passion shot in Miami, with one nip popping out to witness the action.
If your retinas are starting to bleed and you feel all itchy, scratchy and just all kinds of wrong, then stop looking now. Shirtless Kelsey has that effect on us too.
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Oh look, it’s Brit Brit’s new video
Take scenes from Madge‘s video for “Rain” and crush it with tiny pieces of Mimi‘s “Heartbreaker” along with a good ole helping of product placement a la Gaga – and what do you get?
Brit Brit‘s new vid for “Hold It Against Me”, that’s what.
It’s received so much pre-hype that now the vid’s out, we’re dunking our custard creams in our tea and mumbling ‘s’that...
GaGa Addresses Vadge Rip-off On Jay Leno
Come on girls, if you believe in Gaga…..Er, anywayyyyy, the singer (looking like what Elvira would if she had been trapped in a wind tunnel giving birth to bee’bah GaGa), finally addressed the Vadge copy-cat shit surrounding her new song, “Born This Way”. Appearing on the “Tonight Show with Jay Leno,” she said, “There is really no one that is a more adoring or loving Madonna fan than me. I am the hugest fan personally and...