Truth be told, we totally adore Dannii Minogue. We always root for the underdog of the family. Underdog is just a nice way of saying “fuglier and less talented.” The fuck up of nature made by two many vodka’s, a peen, a snatch and a Barry White LP. The young sister always lives in the shadow of the hotter, older bitch. Beyonce and Solange. Jessica and Ashlee. La Toya and Janet. Someone and someone else. Fuck Kylie! Dannii’s... 

This is RiRi barbecuing her cutlets in a holiday snap taken from her personal album which she recently shared on Facebook. The truth is, RiRi’s big butch lady friend (who looks like Claire Powell from Can Associates, if she dyed her hair black and added a stone) is not turning us on AT ALL with that feeble attempt at dry humping close to the singer’s b-hole – not even if her huge hairy tuck came undone under that size XXL sarong... 

Camilla Parker Bowles (aka the THIRD PERSON) is looking behind her shades at that traditional Maasai necklace (given to her as a gift during a trip of Tanzania), the way you do when someone brings you a really nice gift to a dinner party. It’s the look that says, ‘would it have killed you to bring a half used Glade candle, Asda 3 for £10 Pinot Grigio (pronounced PE-NOT), and a tub of wet wipes (the perfect hostess gift, honestly). Who... 

This is the face Suri makes when she’s “this” close to taking the razor out of her handbag and cutting a bitch…  Read More →

She can’t sing a note, but Lulu does have impeccable taste in clothes. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the HOT SLUT of SCOTLAND! Only 63 injections of botox today. L is for Lulu, love and the way our ears leak blood when we hear her….  Read More →

Britney has a face only a back alley pharmacist could love. Whereas Jason has an expression that says, ‘come, take this little dolly and sit in the corner while I make you drink a funny-tasting milkshake and stroke your hair’. Yeah, he’s totally drugging us with his eyes.  Read More →

Just in case you haven’t already taken a lemon-scented wet wipe to erase the name CHASTITY BONO from your memory…this should make you do it now. CHAZ would like everyone to know there is NO “tity” in his name and he can dress like a dude for Halloween if he wants to. Shame his face looks like he’s just been kicked in the taint by his GF for forgetting to put the toilet seat down though – and he should also just... 

You know, I was this close to dressing as Suri for Halloween, but I get cold in the bones easily and don’t want to run around without a coat on. And then I saw this fancy little bitch… Katherine Heigl‘s daughter Naleigh has totally got the Princess Halloween Ho whose face-painter obviously had a heart attack mid-way through, covered. With all due respect to Naleigh though, fuck her howevermuchitcost Toddlers & Tiaras dress.... 

Ashton Kutcher is throwing some serious beanie hat fug down the red carpet at the GQ Gentleman’s Ball. Gentleman? REALLY? Even though his peen wandered into someone else’s snatch more than once? Oh, and just so you know, beanies are normally worn by douchebag celebrity husbands who are too full of chicken shit to dump their wives.  Read More →

Kelly Clarkson has told The View that when she returns to her home town, people assume she’s drinking from the furry cup because she’s unmarried at 29-years-old. “I’m from a small town, so everyone’s married with children or about to have children. It’s a little hard when you go home and people are like… and that’s why people think I’m gay.. because they’re like, ‘Why aren’t you married?’ And I’m like, ‘It doesn’t...