Mickey Rourke And His Face Join “Java Heat”

There’s nothing quite like seeing Mickey Rourke in a tight waistcoat that makes his moobies pop up real nice.

That aside, now that his neck has removed itself from Megan Fox‘s arse, (UNCLENCH, MEGAN, UNCLENCH!), the actor is free to star in new action thriller “Java Heat”, alongside the man whose nipples can bench-press on their own, Kellan Lutz.

The film, currently being shot in Indonesia, is from writer-and-director Conor Allyn, who penned the script with his father, New York Times-bestselling author Rob Allyn.

*Synopsis Thing*…. “an unlikely friendship between a mysterious American who teams up with a Muslim cop on the trail of a new breed of klepto-terrorists in Southeast Asia.”

Lutz and his nipples will take on the role of Jake – a young buck who goes to Asia to fight Islamic terrorists. While in the country, he joins forces with a Muslim detective to close in on a “decadent jewel thief” Malik, played by Rourke and his sundried apricot face.

The pair will also star together on the big screen next month in upcoming action film “Immortals” – an epic mythological tale, based on the story of Zeus and the Titans, directed by Tarsem Singh which stars hot piece Henry Cavill and Freida Pinto.

Welcome back Mickey, the man who wouldn’t even respect other actors if they were covered in fluffy fur, yapped at the wind, tossed their own salad and shat out butt pieces the size of a thumbnail.

Adam Kane – Film Editor, Showbiz-i

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