When Melanie Griffith showed up at the Best In Drag Show in LA, some people made the sign of the cross and hissed at her face. Basically, everyone thought her lips looked like something you’d find swimming at the bottom of Loch Ness.
One witness told E! News, ”She looked freakish. She looks like an old Meg Ryan now.” They didn’t really say that, we just made that up.
Personally, we think Melanie kind of looks like she breathed oxygen for once. Which is nice. Although if she was a flower, she’d still be of the plastic variety, but she’s not the second coming of Jocelyn Wildenstein. Yet. She still has time for that.
