Severe fucking atrocities have been committed when a bunch of once treasured dipsy dandelions who entertained the world in matching outfits that gifted us a flash of their pulled pork stomachs (unlike Claire’s hog-roast of a stomach now) are STILL ALIVE AND ARE RE-FORMING AS A BAND?!!
And all you ho’s who watched the video for “Tragedy” four times over just to learn the moves, should be ashamed of yourselves for wanting them BACK!! We could care less about a Twats reunion, frankly it’s a mess of a shit show and it wouldn’t make a difference if you replaced them all with five old mops. They are a direct threat to the music AND alcohol industry.
What next? Supporting Vadge on the “Dry & Sour” world tour?
