She’ll always be a hag to us….

Sharon Osbourne is still trying to be relevant by revealing to The Talk, that she’s had her tupperware titty bowls removed:

“I went and had my implants taken out… I’ve been talking about it for for ages. I was going to have them put as paper weights for Ozzy. But one morning I woke up and one of my boobies was kind of much longer than the other. So I’m like looking and thinking, ‘Well this isn’t right.’

“I went to a fabulous surgeon and she said to me, ‘That’s leaking, that boob there is leaking.’ So I went and had them taken out and it (silicone) had leaked into the wall of my stomach. So all that (the people) saying those silicones are lovely, not when it’s floating over the wall of your stomach, it’s not. So I went and had them all done.”

Speaking about how Mattel factory workers came out to her house to restore her natural beauty, she said:

“This is all me. I don’t feel like I have a waterbed laying on my chest anymore. It’s fabulous.”

And if you’re wondering what happened to those magnificent chichi’s, they’ve moved into the vacant space in daughter Kelly’s head.