The woman whose uterus is usually used as a storage space for extra vodka shots and a backup mug of lonely tears, Jennifer Aniston, has revealed that she once worked with a director who made her see angry cats before her eyes, so she threw a chair at him.

The actress and mad lady told ELLE:

“I threw a chair at a director. It wasn’t my proudest moment. He was treating a script supervisor horrible.

“When the director walked in, I threw a chair at him. I missed, of course. I was like, ‘You can’t speak to people like that’. I can’t tolerate it.”

And you know what, let’s not mess with Jen’s hustle, because that hard-as-nails attitude is why she also wears skirts so short any man could tap the dusty puss. Bitch is gagging for it and she’ll ‘ave you if you say no. Or she’ll just throw a chair at you.