Dear Women (and lesbians) of the World,

Please spend the rest of your day carefully studying the stunning creature below known as Jodie Marsh.

She is now a bodybuilder woman thing. This ‘look’ will last longer than the time she turned lezzie for a minute and lifted clits with her tongue. Now with a body to match her rock hard stone statue tits, she’s told The Daily Mail she’s back to lifting dick’s with her man-hands too.

Let’s hope she doesn’t drop a dumbbell on those fantastic chest pillows, or worse still…..start to look like Vadge’s roidy-clit. But oh what an amazing job she did with those eyebrows. Women and bitches take note of these glambrows, this is how to do it if you want to look like a shellacked mannequin. Just stunning.

The End.

Love, Kisses and Lucite Heels in a slutty handbag with last night’s knickers,
Ollie X