Megan Fox’s plastic tit bags may have been replaced by Rihanna’s rude girls for the Armani women’s underwear campaign. But her face of all natural beauty, aka BOTOX, is safe, for now. This is one of the images from the Armani Christmas make-up campaign, you know, that overpriced slap that melts your pores and buffs what’s left to a high sheen while you wear your best Xmas fuck-me heels and stumble around with some wilted mistletoe in your handbag looking for a 16-year old boy whose just discovered his penis works. Oh don’t judge me, you’ve all been there. Bitches.