DO YOU SEE ME BRAD, I’M HAPPY, LOOK AT MY FACE,  SEE, HAPPY, I CAN LIVE WITHOUT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s what Jen Aniston wants Brad to think if he’s ever able to open his bong-eyes wide enough to focus on his ex-piece with her new piece, Justin Theroux, taken by the photographer with child-scaring eyes, Terry Richardson, from an album entitled “I Still Don’t Miss You Or Think Of You Brad. OK?”.

Considering Terry took these snaps, we’re surprised there aren’t any nipples popping out from behind Jen’s ears, or the pair aren’t locked inside a cupboard with a small person dressed in a bear costume, and no way out? More importantly, where is Terry? A picture is not a Terry Richardson original until Terry appears in it with his subject(s), wearing an half-buttoned plaid shirt, his 70s Columbo murderer-esque glasses and a pair of skanky pants with pictures of small bunnies being massacred on them.

So the next time Terry shoots Jen and her latest rental BF (you just know there will be more), please can we have more nipples. Preferably Jen’s?