Jessie J always looks like someone on their way to a costume party at a Croatian nightclub dressed as part-Nicki Minaj-part-SwingOutSister’s-lead singer, so we have now named her, Nicki MaSister. Jessie also likes to show off her labia lips in outfits that make us want to say, “I can see your fanny”. Girlfriend, find that emergency exit and fix yourself.

But here she is, sans labia lips for once (well, not that we can see them anyway), in a new shoot for Q magazine, wearing one of Cher’s old headdresses. We would’ve given this picture 10/10 on the sessy Ho-rating, but she loses points for her pose, which looks like she’s either about to fart really loudly, or shit herself.