Let’s excuse Shona McGarty‘s beauty shall we. That’s Whitney in ‘Enders to you and I. Here she is on the red carpet for the Inside Soap Awards 2011, looking all kinds of the graceful silicone orchid that is Pete Burns.

Shona is going for pout lips that are so luscious you just want to stick them between two English muffins and nibble. Pete wins though. Not only did he stuff his cheeks with toddler knees, but he stitched a baboon’s arse over his lips to get his pout. So what we’re saying is Shona love, you’ll NEVER EVER even be a morsel of the beauty pie Pete’s lips and face serve up on a daily basis.