It’s not enough for Southwest Airlines to hate on chunky folk by pulling them off flights, labelling them a “risk” because the pilot thought their fatness could suffocate another passenger. Or worse still, the plane could crash under such a HEAVY load.
Now the airline full of chunk hating arseholes has caused the gayelle community to throw their CROCS at Southwest cabin crew in disgust, after the star of ‘The L Word’, Leisha Hailey was kicked off a plane for ignoring a flight attendant’s requests to stop kissing her GF, because they are a “family airline”. Yeah, you’re now sitting there thinking, well, what constitutes a “family” airline huh? Apparently it’s an airline which doesn’t allow ANY GAY WOMEN TO SHOW AFFECTION FOR ONE ANOTHER BECAUSE IF SMALL CHILDREN WITNESS THIS, THEY MAY BE TRAUMATISED FOR LIFE. OR BUY A PAIR OF CROCS IN HOMAGE.
In a stream of Twatter messages, an angry Hailey wrote:
I have been discriminated against by @SouthwestAir. Flt. attendant said that it was a “family” airline and kissing was not ok.
This is an outrage. I demand a public apology by @SouthwestAir and a refund. Hate is not a family value. I will never fly this airline.
We were escorted off the plane for getting upset about the issue. @SouthwestAir endorses homophobic employees. No one made her accountable.
Since when is showing affection towards someone you love illegal? I want to know what Southwest Airlines considers as “family”.
I know plenty of wonderful same sex families I would like to introduce them to. Boycott @SouthwestAir if you are gay. They don’t like us.
Did I mention to @SouthwestAir that I have a lot of their actions recorded on audio and video? RT #boycottSouthwest #discrimination
So in a swift “let’s blame the other passengers” side-eye moment, the airline tried to cover their arses by saying they had received complaints that the actress and her GF were involved in some pretty “excessive” PDA’s, and issued this statement:
“Initial reports indicate that we received several passenger complaints characterising the behavior as excessive. Our crew, responsible for the comfort of all Customers on board, approached the passengers based solely on behavior and not gender. The conversation escalated to a level that was better resolved on the ground, as opposed to in flight. We regret any circumstance where a passenger does not have a positive experience on Southwest and we are ready to work directly with the passengers involved to offer our heartfelt apologies for falling short of their expectations.”
What were these two gayelles doing exactly for it to be deemed excessive? Pouring hot sauce on each other’s cooches and licking it off? Blowing air kisses at each other with their vaginas, causing other passengers to mistake the smell for tuna tartare on the menu?!
There seems to only be one solution to the gay hating, fat hating airline’s FUCKWIT behaviour. Every gay and every fat person in the WORLD should book a ticket on the airline. NOW. Rosie O’Donnell should go first, she already covers both criteria.
Oh, and just because a news story isn’t complete until the animators at Taiwan’s NMA turn it into a scary cartoon, here’s what basically happened on board that Southwest flight when Hailey tried to find her tongue-stud down the back of her GF’s throat:
