Her recent trip to Afghanistan must have been so hair-raising that her hair hasn’t quite recovered yet…obvs.

Here’s Cheryl Cole with a teased and sprayed mane of hell that should only be worn by toddlers in beauty queen competitions. We hope this is one trend that WON’T take off. Just think of how many extra holes there are in the ozone layer because Chezza’s stylist (who obviously hates her) wanted to take her to an unholy level of fugness. Mission accomplished.