We give you morning wood for the rest of this week, courtesy of the gift that keeps on giving – Duncan James – this time in his kecks, taking a pic of his package and hot bod, which he says was “for a friend”, but has ended up on gay site guyswithiphones.com. OH WHAT A SHAME FOR US!

The Blue singer has told Heat magazine: “I didn’t put that photo up there. Why would I do that? I took it for my friend – who’s quite fat – so he could pretend he’d got really fit. It must have got into the wrong hands via Twitter.”

YEAH YEAH DUNCAN! *LAUGHS OUT LOUD WHILE REMOVING TROUSERS*

We do have some minor criticisms to make about his pic though. 1) Maybe photoshop out your Spock ears first, and 2) Take your kecks off, or at least give us a CAPS LOCK COCK peek-a-booing out of the hole in your tighties. Or we’re just going to use a ”cut and paste cock” over your crotch. You don’t take a bunny rabbit to “Show & Tell” and keep its cage covered do you? So stop the teasing and kindly take a seat.

By the way, careful not to open this image on your computer if John Travolta is nearby, because his tongue will hit the monitor before you know it and you’ll never be able to scrape it off.