Call us cynical, but we feel that Shia LaBeouf may be talking out of his Cybertronian rectum. The actor has supposedly revealed that when he was filming the first two Transformers films, he bumped genitals with Megan Fox. Uh and huh.

In an interview with Details mag, the guy who should keep his mouth closed a little more often and his “alleged” wandering peen to himself, said: ”Look, you’re on the set for six months with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to them. I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation. But the time I spent with Megan was our own thing, and I think you can see the chemistry on screen.”

Hmm. Despite the mere mention off Megan’s name sending a message to our eyeballs to roll roll ROLL!!, we still know that she’s been offering her vagina to Brian Austin Green for a while. So a trailer-fest hook-up of fluids with Shia LaBeouf and his oil-slick hair? Naw, the words ‘He’ and ‘Wishes’ spring to mind.

Oh, and by the way, the new Transformers film is out on Friday. SURPRISE!!! Did someone say publicity stunt?

Dino Georgiou – Showbiz-i Contributor

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