A Venti Peter Andre with all the trimmings, that’s what!
Yep, the God of the Greeks has decided to open his own coffee shop in East Grinstead, where he’ll sell his hot stuff to anyone who wants a good roasting.
“I’m opening a coffee shop very near where I live in the next couple of months and I’m really excited about it. It’s going to be in East Grinstead and I’m looking for some talented baristas to work there.
“I’m hoping it’ll be a chain eventually, but at the moment I just want to focus on the one shop. It makes sense for it to be near my house so that I can pop in and help out whenever they need me there!”
We wonder if Harvey will help out during the school holidays? Watching his Step-Dad in his gayest feather duster uniform sweeping the floors and wiping down tables with his tight little nalgas… no wonder the kid goes cross-eyed at times. Oh shit, we just said something bad about Harvey – now a kitten somewhere will die.
