This is SJP rocking the hell out of bouffant hair, and why not? It’s the look every gay son wishes their Mother had so they could tend to it with love and devotion. And then spend the afternoon on a satin sofa playing with the diamond rings they’ll one day inherit.
Normally, I prefer my brows a little louder, but SJP’s are perfection. It’s what you get when a baby cherub softly coos on a piece of tissue paper. And even though she went for quiet brows, bless her forehead for being nice enough to back up and give them some room.
This made my chest hurt, reading this actually made me laugh till my chest hurt. The eyebrows thing is hilar!! And that hair is HIDEOUS! She’s so fugly.