Dayum, Xtina is becoming a fattie now huh?, as seen here on the cover of Star Magazine, looking like she was cut from the same back and front fat roll as Beth Ditto.
Apparently the reason Xtina is dropping the “U SO FAT” card, is because she’s depressed since her separation from Jordan Bratman and is knocking back booze tabs like never before while leaving her diarrhea tan all over friend’s clothes as they drag her slumped over ass out of various bars – and she’s also hoovering up food like Kirstie Alley at a free buffet.
But Xtina is actually a good weight reducer. Just looking at this picture makes me want to eat a whole box of Maltesers and then throw up. And you and I know this whole fat thing is just the perfect teaser trailer to her forthcoming workout DVD, the one where she goes from coochie cutters fat to the girl who uses the jam in her doughnuts to brush her teeth fat.
Oh that reminds me, I still love that joke ”You so fat that you start beeping when you back up”.
