So here’s Brit Brit on the cover of the April 2011 issue of OUT wearing a lovely STRETCH leotard which reveals those fugly twat tattoos, and in the interview with the mag, she’s asked who she thinks she was in a past life: Answer, Audrey Hepburn. Uh-huh, because Brit is always the epitome of graceful elegance.
Anywhocares, the ‘interview’ with the auto-tuner, who usually answers everything with “Huh, VENTI”, goes a bit like this….you can read the full thing here:
When you were starting out, whose career did you want to mold yours after?
Madonna. No question. She is an amazing entertainer. Besides Madonna, I also admire Sarah Jessica Parker’s career and her shoe collection.Are there any of your songs that you wish you hadn’t recorded/you don’t really love?No. All of my songs are f–ing amazing.
How is Femme Fatale different from your other albums?
I think Femme Fatale is my most upbeat and mature album yet.Assuming reincarnation exists, in a previous life I think I was…
Audrey Hepburn, because she was a trend setter.Assuming reincarnation exists, in my next life I’d life to be…
A bird, so I can fly.My idea of hell is…
Being on a diet.My idea of heaven is…
A trip with my kids.What is the best advice you’ve gotten and who was it from?
My mom said when you have a bad day, eat ice cream. That’s the best advice.What is the worst advice a record executive ever told you?
Someone once told me that the “…Baby One More Time” video should be me as a superhero fighting a giant robot monster.What women (living or dead) could make you think twice about your sexuality?
I only have eyes for men.Who is your favorite Golden Girl?
Betty White, because she’s so sweet and innocent.How do you feel about plastic surgery?
When it’s time to pull and tuck, I’m sure I will consider it.I first learned about sex…
When I was 12 years old. From my mom. I was confused and disgusted.Kissing Madonna was…
Cool.You’ve been married twice — once for only 55 hours. How do you feel about gay marriage?
I think everyone should be treated equally.Lady Gaga is…
Unique.Christina Aguilera is…
Truly talented.
It’s important to note that OUT didn’t actually speak to Brit Brit in person. They emailed someone at her trailer park and got a bunch of answers back. Which means they’re probably written by her cheeto-lings (kids, obvs), while Brit necked Mimosa’s and smeared food all over her face – cause that’s just how they eat in hillbilly-ville.
