Normally willing to freeze in the name of fashion, Suri Cruise – the girl who wears your monthly pay cheque on her feet – is not only wearing a coat for once *thud*, but has also ditched her custom made Loubout‘s in favour of some SNEAKERS!! Although it’s important to note that this wasn’t just a wake-up-and-go thing, she actually pre-programmed this ‘look’ from her iPad the night before, because she knew Katie Holmes would still be face down in a pool of booze and pills and miss the school run again.

It’s a shame she still needs that dummy though, because no fashion house is going to take her on for a campaign with brace lisp-mouth when she’s 10 – but heh, it’s probably best she stays at home with Mummy and wipes her mess up…because there’s only one person who can bitch slap Katie into not dressing like a 65-year-old Florida retiree going to ballroom dancing classes…and that’s Suri. SURI SURI SURI!!