A: All of ‘em!

Cliff Richard, a lifelong bachelor since the 50s (aka, peen stalker) whose facial expression always looks like he’s just sashayed into a unicorn palace filled with rainbows and crystal bubbles – David Gest who owns the world’s most priceless eyebrows and a vadge plug that says ‘Warning, Liza Woz Ere’ and Lamont Dozier, who gets my ‘and you are?’ award of the day, but looks like he was melted down from Michael Jackson‘s old waxwork and re-modelled by the janitors at Madame Tussauds.

Kudos for their lifelike appearance, attained by passing quickly through the Photoshop machine and if I squint hard enough until their faces mould into one, it’s almost like a re-purposed Madame mask.