Mia Wasikowska, who stars as Jane Eyre in Jane Eyre, has told Movie Line about how her co-star Michael Fassbender caused dozens of horses to neeeeeigh out his name and wish their feed bags were his ass cheeks.

Mia says that Michael’s crotch has the stuff that makes horses go wild and explains The Reverse Equus below:

“Michael had a very… huge effect on any horse he got on. There was a horse on the third day of filming [when] we were shooting the scene where Jane and Rochester meet, and every time Michael hopped on the horse it got a huge erection. And he’d get off and they’d run the poor thing around the block to try to make it go away, and he’d hop on it again and it would happen all over again, and they’d have to get him off and run it around.It happened in rehearsals and then on the day of shooting. So it was great.”

Imagine if Michael’s horse had one of those mid-gallop “horny moments” when suddenly its, er, fifth leg dropped to the ground like an anchor…he would’ve flown over its head and landed ass upwards. Oh….I feel a soft-core horse porn moment coming on. And there you were thinking it was only DanRad’s skin wand that caused gee gee’s to get a little too hot under the tackle.

And as for Michael, perhaps he should give the horses a wide berth and stick to riding other animals instead….Giant bunny rabbits? Elderly Mastiffs? Morbidly obese pigs?