We don’t know whether to call Childline or just stare in amazeballs at these pics of baby Bieber (aka, young Hilary Swank) with 18 year-old Selena Gomez. Yes, he’s 16. Geez, she must be good at changing nappies. Or something.
Just knowing Bieber’s balls have dropped enough to grope on an older woman’s arse makes us feel awkward.
He’s the teen whose found his peen and we assume part of Gomez’s payment for these ‘no, we’re REALLY together’ pics was to rub him in ‘baby baby baby’ oil. We imagine hoards of his female fans are sticking pins in his doll as we type…
That’s the idiot who recently tweeted the following, isn’t it?
“all girls should feel beautiful. a real man knows to treat a lady like a queen. ur happiness comes from theirs. step up fellas.” -justin bieber
It does not seem to be so difficult as I was afraid of first…