Back to Tesco‘s she goes, maybe not on the checkout, but on the shelves alongside fellow Irish singer, Nadine Coyle at No 999 on the chart……one day.

Yep, Mary Byrne was voted off X Factor tonight after a sing-off with mentally unstable, acne faced, stroppy diva who needs a slap, Cher.

The 50-year-old pub singer, who was the only contestant along with Paige Richardson who didn’t lose weight during the show; lost her fight to be the next big thing (eh, she’s won that already hasn’t she??) after Cheryl Cole, Simon Cowell and Dannii Minogue all opted to save Cher. Fix much?

The remaining acts now going through to the X Factor final are Rebecca Ferguson, Cher, One Direction and Matt Cardle. We vote the teenage boys clad in All Saints…ooof.

And so, to pay homage to Mary and our X Factor tweet of the week from journalist Caitlin Moran who wrote: “Nothing says disco more than sitting on a chair”…

Here, on club classics night, is Mary performing “Never Can Say Goodbye”….on a chair.